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# First post
Hi, my first post now I'm allowed.

climate change gorilla satire

(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
#
Thank you very much:)
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Welcome!
And congratulations on a successful first post!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
#
And thank you too:)
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Hi Geoffrey!
Here's a pictoral representation of my carbon footprint.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
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Keep the good work up! Coal shoes all the way:)
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Oh Hai!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Thank you, smoking dog - my carb& footprint has been increased sevenfold!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Good lord!
Welcome to B3ta make yourself at home and park your Difference engine over there.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
#
I might need some help lifting it.
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Excellent.
Notes have been taken.
Woo and welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Ahh! It's good to have new people
who get it smack-bang right first time.
Top post, pull up a kitten etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
#
May I assume then that some people get it wrong? How?
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Lots of ways...
Posting links on /board, things they didn't make themselves, cocking up the HTML so we get redexes.

It's fun 'cos then we get to behave like complete arses towards them. In fact, I'm a little disappointed that you got yours right.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
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Maybe if I make a complete arse-up of my next one, that would make up for it
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Attempt to post a .tiff.
Delete it.
Apologise and post a .bmp.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
#
How about I go straight for the 150gb psd?
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# A link to a trojan, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
#
I don't like Brad Pitt.
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)
# How do!
Nice 1st Post and welcome aboard :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)
# hey man stop sucking up to the nazis
either post a picture you found on google images or post an 800k jpg

(4000 posts lol)
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Where is your '4000 posts' picture?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I don't like the font.
Also, too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
#
Fair comments.. it was a rush, I was so excited about being free to post. It was almost as exciting as when I got my driving license all those years ago... and promptly crashed into a gatepost on the first day. I hope that doesn't happen here, or perhaps you are inferring it already has:P
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# GAME OVER.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# That was a meme, buddy. You'll get used to Dixon, he's a terrible troll.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
#
memes. Now I've heard of them.. isn't that some kind of theory of evolution for ideas?
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Memes r kewl becus u get 2 say stuf that oter ppl alredy sed over n over aguin!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# You are SOOO fucking B&.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Stop trolling, Dix!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I am worried by the idea that we might be related :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# =:O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Is your surname Dixon?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)
# If I say yes, what happens now?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# It means we probably shouldn't have children together.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# OMGMONGBABBYS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# It's funny, I'd always pictured you as being black.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# RACIST
OK, to be fair, my surname isn't actually Dixon, so we can have those babies after all
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Oh goody :D
Oh dear, now I have given away yet another personal detail.
Soon my secret identity will be revealed!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Oh my god that's so racist.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# hahah, that is a rather excellent first post, have a big ol' WOO!
welcome to b3ta, stretch out a Pug, and fling a walking stick, you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
#
I don't know what all that means but it sounds awfully nice
(babbage eats pandas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# haha!
top knocker, welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Not a spaz...good...good...
...we usually have to whip nubes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)