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# William the Conkeror


well it is that tiem of year
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# HAHA - NICE
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha! brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# arf
my money's on Willelm
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Kids don't play conkers any more. I think a lot of schools ban it.

You can tell this because you can find loads of conkers lying around all over the place, whereas when I was a kid you could hardly find any.

Also what's interesting is that the conkers are bigger than they used to be because nobody is going round and prematurely knocking them out of the trees with sticks, stones and dogs.

Well I think that's interesting anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I have noticed this
We've got hundreds of Horsechestnut trees near us
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Are your conkers the size of apples?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Around here
There's lots of chestnut trees, but there's very few intact chestnuts, just loads of the green casing things lying around. I'm guessing the local schoolkids loot them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Ohhh, OK...
Just go ahead and disprove my theory, then. See if I care.

*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha
I bet he cooks them in the oven or soaks them in vinegar!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# it is indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# They should be wearing safety goggles
One of them might put his eye out!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)