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[challenge entry] The cars are still a bit big, mind.
mind.

From the If America Were Still British challenge. See all 482 entries (closed)

(Astatine, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Oh, I see, that's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# am i missing something?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# They're driving on the proper side, look. Clever.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Ahhhhh.
Clever indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# but Beyonce has one of the best.....
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# No need...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# it's about as subtle as my arse. half the compo this week is going to be
1) person posts a picture of american traffic/roads with the lanes swapped
2) another person comes along and says "ris"
3) yet another person explains the difference between left and right
4) the risser comes back with "YOU BASTARDS!! I HAVE NO ARMS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THAT???"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Yeah, but look at it this way
1) I have no idea what side you drive on in Australia, so you can look forward to people asking you.

2) I may have no arms but I still have testicles and one hangs lower than the other. SO I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LEFT AND RIGHT AND IF YOU SAY DIFFERENT I'M TELLING MY MUM ON YOU AND THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# :D
same as Britain right hand drive cars, left hand side of the road.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# And what about my balls?
EH?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# they taste salty.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Ah, good
all that time and pain spent rubbing it in wasn't wasted then
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I have L and R written backwards on my eyes.
So I remember.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# clever.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# You really are a right miserable cunt!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# yeah terribly, I cry myself to sleep at night wondering how I can be miserable the next day.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Think of how someone
thousands of miles away hates you and your miserableness! You twonk! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Which person in particular?
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# ME YOU MISERABLE CUNT! :D
Love you really Duncs!

How's life?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# YOU BASTARD!
How am I supposed decide which of these four is right?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# guess, you might get lucky...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Subtle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# haha
At first I thought the no left turn was something specifically British.
But I thought this unlikely and wasn't sure if it was funny, either.
But luckily someone pointed out the obvious. Spang! Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)