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(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Cheaper than Durex
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# branson missed out on using that as a advert for his condom brand.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Ross and Pheobe fucking love it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I feel sorry for Ross, he looks a bit left out.
And Joey's getting pretty much no action at all.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Nuh-uh, Pheobe well wants Ross to make a move.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Nah, she looks like she's trying to stop him groping her boobs
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I think you're wrong her attention
is completely towards Ross. It's Chandler and Joey who are the Gooseberries.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Ok, how about another take on it...
They're all dead apart from Rachel. She poisoned them by putting rat poison in their coffee so she could do unmentionable things to their still-warm corpses.
And then further things later on to their cold, stiff corpses.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I think I saw that one, was it a thanksgiving special?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:46, archived)
# And Rachel is blatenly just about to frig
Monica. Her eyes are open because she likes being watched and she wants to make sure....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# She's off to give Chandler a reach round, too
I fucking knew it. Filth.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I was interpreting this as being more of a post-coital scene.
The letters are actually cum stains.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Chandler's the one who's touching himself....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# That's because nobody else will
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Poor Matthew Perry :(
His dad was in Magnum PI don't you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# I hope you mean Magnum PI the tv show...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Both.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:30, archived)
# His Mum's Magnum PI?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:30, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Yes, see here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Perry#Biography
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
wonder how long it'll stay l;ike that
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)
# It's gone :(
Fuckers! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Merton#Early_life

EDIT: Paul Merton reverted straight away :(

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Still in the history though
en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Matthew_Perry&oldid=318769611
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# You misspelt overdose.
That's probably why it got deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)