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[challenge entry] Gotta have that Hollywood smile.

From the If America Were Still British challenge. See all 482 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Yeah that's what people in Britain look like -.-
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# EEwwwwwww

morning the maiden
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Morning mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)
# ^this
I really dislike the 'merkin assumption that british people have bad teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)
# The irony is that a lot of these
teeth in all probability have come from American photos and not from Brits!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:24, archived)
# It wouldnt be so bad
if there werent already a dozen of these 'teeth pics' already done for the compo.
Some originality would be nice
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)
#
Amy Winehouse, Shane MacGowan (Irish, admittedly, but close enough) and a website called britishteeth.com. So in all probability, not.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# wherever the originals came from
the point is we shouldn't be stereotyped especially by Shane MacGowan and Amy Whitehouse ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# To be fair
Amy Whinehouse is dead, so she shouldn't count.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Basically
their teeth are no better, but because they judge us ordinary brits by the standards of their celebrities, rather than comparing us to their ordinary people.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# absolutely we could all have "perfect" teeth if we had thousands to waste on comestic surgery
this is more a sad indictment of American vanity than the state of British teeth and it's because so much of British Dentists model themselves on the American private dentistry rather than allow for more money for NHS dentistry so that everybody could afford to have healthy teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I'm no expert on the economics of dentistry.
What could dentists do differently that would free up money for the NHS? They're already economising by making the waiting room magazines last 4 years.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# And this is different than Brits assuming all 'merkins are fast food eating self propelled tubs of lard?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# kirsten dunst has pretty ropey teeth to start with
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# superb
stuff
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 4:04, archived)