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[challenge entry] 'Paunch'?

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I am SO FUCKING HUNGRY.
I have no cash or food though, so fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:37, archived)
# D:

(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# At least the fires are happy :D
Morning :) you well?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Alright fanks.
Busy busy busy with drawy stuff, so a bit distracted at boring work tiems. Want to go home and scribble :( You dandywoos?
EDIT: I sound like a bit of a lush this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I'm alright
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# You paint a vivid picture ;)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I'm contemplating THINGS
And working. Work is bad, it's like living in the scotch tape adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# friendly fire?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Hold me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Post an ad on freecycle:
"Wanted : Sandwich (preferably tasty)"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I gave 20 jars of crab paste away on Freecycle
I was surprised at the amount of interest
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Crab paste? Really? Got any more?
(interest may be false, for comedy purposes)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# haha
yes, I have plenty of false crab paste
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I'll mug an old lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I hear that babies often have candy, and that taking it from them is quite easy...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Thenk you fore these tips. Your very help full.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Am I to understand from his tattoo
that he ATE his parents?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Eat your parents
It's the only way out of this recession.

Vote Tory!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Thought the Tory approach was
Marry your parents, (keep the blood pure)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I love cameron's speech
"The tories have never made the poorest poorer" Cough cough poll tax
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Grampian Regional Council have been chasing me for unpaid poll tax for nearly 20 years
it only makes you poorer if you pay it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I didn't realise you were a fugitive!
*respects*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# yeah!
I even deliberately turn my wheelie bin round the wrong way
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I feel slim now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# my turn next please
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# *feels gstq*
sorry Slim...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)