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From the Corporate Logos That Tell The Truth challenge. See all 524 entries (closed)

(siamese bat, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# PENANCE!
What do you get for adultery?

12 Our Fathers and 10 Hail Marys.

What do you get for Lying?

2 Our Fathers and 5 Hail Marys.

What do you get for a blowjob?

A Mars Bar and a Can of Coke.

None of those are Dairy Milk ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# haha
this thread reminds me of the most I've laughed at a film in a long time:

"What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids."

Great joke, and fantastic delivery by Farrell.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# you're not going up there, are ye?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# haha
I think I fell in man-love with Farrell after watching that film.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# and remember, a finger of fudge is just enough
to give your kids a treat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# cearosting punt time
Photobucket
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Confection bagger?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# thats the one...
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# A treat?
My nephew cried last time I did that....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Thats right . . . fudge your kids a treat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# oh please
is there more fudge soon?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Oh yes indeedy . . . new FUDGE will be coming to a screen near you soon !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Rubs
legs in anticipation you big tease.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Timing is everything . . . except for location location location !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Ah ha
so you are the only person who watches that. I saw it once, maybe twice and I kicked the telly in (so not once then)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# "Fudgefest"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# A new FUDGEFEST will be opening soon !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Pass the plate !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# "well I never"!!!!
you learn something new everyday!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Oh, FFS. QT is on to Stephen bloody Gately now.
Apols for TJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# The whole thing was rather disappointing but expected
Too many emotions running high and not enough time granted for Griffin to clearly state his views and answer his questions
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I heard that the guys in the manufacturing facility are bunch of fudge packers
geddit? Oh LOLOLOL11!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Splendid!
A priest, a rapist, and a paedophile walk in to a bar... and that's just the first guy.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)