
Fluffkin!

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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:10,
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Cock it I can't be arsed to work out how to get it from twitpic to here. bit hungover...
I won a metre of jaffa cakes for mine :)
shame I'm allergic to chocolate :(
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:16,
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I won a metre of jaffa cakes for mine :)
shame I'm allergic to chocolate :(

But I would like this pumpkin please! twitpic.com/l3p80
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:27,
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But not with bacon - it was a sweet pie with cinnamon and almonds.
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:33,
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I thought they were like chapatti type things :D
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:36,
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I cried oil afterwards
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:37,
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I am crying tears of joy.
*rolls out the related artery blackage inducing cuisine of the land where the haggis roam free*
Naan Kebab! Naan Kebab! Naan Kebab!
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:49,
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*rolls out the related artery blackage inducing cuisine of the land where the haggis roam free*
Naan Kebab! Naan Kebab! Naan Kebab!

I am also burnt to a crisp because I wore a tshirt and didn't wear sunblock?
and you mikey?
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:52,
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and you mikey?

for the first time in a week. Fucking shitty illness :(
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:12,
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I have been presenting flu like symptoms all week, despite having had my flu jab this year. Fucking shitty doctors :(
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:16,
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that was a "regular". There was a large option :(
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:52,
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the regular tests even my prodigious appetite, christ knows what the large would do.
reminds me of when I was in Kentucky and ordered a coke, I got asked if I wanted the 32oz or the large
(Yes, that is a Bill Hicks joke, but it also actually happened to me)
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:56,
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reminds me of when I was in Kentucky and ordered a coke, I got asked if I wanted the 32oz or the large
(Yes, that is a Bill Hicks joke, but it also actually happened to me)

a good few hundred miles away from me :D
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:17,
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done in the same way as the mars bars
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:58,
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I am, however, incredibly tempted to try to make one.
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:03,
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Doesn't anybody make turnip lanterns any more, or have they all been sucked in to the all-American consumerisation of Halloween?
(nicely carved though)
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:20,
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(nicely carved though)

What are called turnips oop north are called swedes darn sarf and vice-versa.
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:24,
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They used to use turnips and swedes and shit until they went to America and discovered pumpkins and found they were so much easier to carve.
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:32,
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:32,
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No, I'm not selective. I think the yanks have turned Christmas into shite too.
The again, I'm an atheist, so I don't really care what they do with it.
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:39,
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The again, I'm an atheist, so I don't really care what they do with it.

Religious twats moan about stuff that has nothing to do with religion all the time.
Does being an atheist mean I can't critise stuff that's religious (and anyway, I was criticising rampant consumerism/bastardisation)?
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:04,
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Does being an atheist mean I can't critise stuff that's religious (and anyway, I was criticising rampant consumerism/bastardisation)?

surely as an atheist it should mean nothing to you,
thus not affecting your beliefs or lack of them..it was just a thought
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:19,
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thus not affecting your beliefs or lack of them..it was just a thought

had a more considered think than "yawn" have we?
It bothers me that people are being exploited, regardless of whether or not it has religious connotations.
If people want to believe in the great sky fairy, that's fine by me, but if somebody is ripping them off financially (which is what I'm "moaning" about), that's not on.
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:47,
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It bothers me that people are being exploited, regardless of whether or not it has religious connotations.
If people want to believe in the great sky fairy, that's fine by me, but if somebody is ripping them off financially (which is what I'm "moaning" about), that's not on.


as a kind of Winter's Festival. I knew a woman who described herself as a White Witch and I was invited along to one of their All Hallow's Party and they had cloaks, robes and knives and suddenly I knew how it felt to be that Policeman in The Wicker Man hehe. But they were all very nice and only used the knives to mark symbols in the earth in a ceremony in the back garden that I wasn't allowed attend as I wasn't a pagan - so I sat in the kitchen by myself, ate carrot cake and felt like a lemon :D
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Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:34,
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