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# So, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?


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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Ha!
Ripe for a blaaaarbing by Dave the Hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
# There's something very wrong with this couple
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I know!
There is no way she is only 51!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)
# To the lovely Miss McGee's credit...
...I often meet her in the line of duty, and she is charm personified, if a tad orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)
# She does always seem more than lovely,
but that doesn't mean I buy her only being 51.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I met Paul Daniels once
He was promoting his fringe show in town. Very friendly chap, he posed for a photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Sausage!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Did someone mention sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)
# It's funny because she looks like a lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)
# his cock is even bigger
which answers b3ta.com/board/9780750
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)
# By "magic wand" he doesn't mean "magic wand"
He means "Magic wand".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I was using the single-entendre-reversal move
and now I shall attempt a double single-entendre-reversal with pike.

Oh "magic wand". Impressive. BUT HIS COCK IS STILL BIGGER!

*starts drinking*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)
# hmmmm
you are naughty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:29, archived)
# little freak
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Why do I never get asked to judge Britian's best sausage?
I love sausage me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
# :D
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