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# Insurance Sketch
Insurance requested a detailed sketch of the recent car crash I had on the way to London. This is my effort.



Will they take me seriously?

ps. Just forgot I haven't labeled the cars, this could prove a stumbling block.
(olithewally is new, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)
# HAH :D
Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I added lots of unnecessary detail to one I did a few months back...
blades of grass, birds, horrified onlookers (horses in a nearby field)...

Seemed to be ok...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I'd like to think someone somewhere looked at it and appreciated the effort...
They may, however have thought a three year old drew it...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)
# This . . . is evidence !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:47, archived)
# of what, is a matter of opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Remember when all maps on computers looked like this?
I take it you're the green car?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I am indeed
Let us hope that the insurers also realise this!
(olithewally is new, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:13, archived)
# AHHHHH!
Another b3ta member lives near me....lock the doors!
(wbagis, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Lock the doors?
but we are already inside...
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)
# And now we know where you live...
Marvellous...

*contemplates skin lampshade*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)
# But I get to take home the skull this time, remember?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwww
That's the best part!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)
# No shade for you!
I was off to see a gig in Camden, but it looks like wbagis has given themselves up for some ritual skinning.
(olithewally is new, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Not the only one
I live a couple of hundred yards north of Merton Sainsbury's.
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
top effort

/edit: obviously, the accident was caused by everyone driving on the wrong side of the road in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:05, archived)
# this will get past the monkeys
in the filtering stage, hopefully when it reaches a decision he/she will be a b3tian
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
of course they'll take it seriously! 'here, have a million pounds'

I was near there last week. They film The Bill on an industrial estate nearby. It looks like there's a Police Station there, but it's just a film set.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)
# HaHa
A mate of mine stopped in there to ask for directions thinking it was a real nick...

We laughed... a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I am crying win from every orifice.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Rah!
Did the blue car subsequently take the Milky Way?
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)