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# It's a strange place.
What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:05, archived)
# ZOMG I am almost traumatized
I posted something about seeing New Moon and about latent reverse sexism and I was called cunt, and fag and that I don't read my own constitution...

In three minutes! It was UGLY. I deleted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)
# This is why you should be British
We don't have a constitution, just a half-assed collection of laws from 1704 onwards and reams and reams of court cases and customs. It's much safer.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I rather wish I was
I am by heritage, but not by birth.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:11, archived)
# they are all cunts
which is why i looked at it once and never went back. never posted there, never will.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I feel that much way about Britain too
At least about those parts of it outside the borders of Northants

And most of the bits inside Northants, too
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Northants?
It used to be a nice county until my brother moved there.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Pffft
lols
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# It used to be a nice county
until they built Kettering. And Corby. And then moved 30,000 unemployed Glaswegians to Corby and then took away their jobs. For a joke! Hahaha!

On the plus side, Corby's one of the only places in England you can go to a supermarket and find the shelves filled with walls of Irn Bru, like supermarkets should be.

Where did your brother move to?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:20, archived)
# He did live in Southfields, just outside Northampton.
Now he lives somewhere else, but still close to Southfields. Kingsthorpe possibly, or maybe somewhere else.

I went to a cup final last time I was up there, Corby Rangers were playing. It was strange being in the middle of Northampton and being surrounded by so many weegies.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Much stranger in Corby
When I'm back in Northants I do half my shopping there since it's only a few miles up the road. It's the only place where you can guarantee you won't get a weird look when you hand over a Clydesdale note.

Kingsthorpe's alright so far as I've ever known. A bit dull but nice enough. Pity it's in Northampton, which is to be totally fair to it, a dump. The only Southfields I know is the girl's school in Kettering that we all fantasised about when we were growing up.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Aye, it isn't the most attractive place.
It is however a good place to go out and get smashed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Wouldn't actually know about that
a bit far to go when you're young and have no money when there's enough shit clubs in kettering (two, both *really* shit)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:01, archived)
# you're lucky, i'm from liverpool
well, just outside, anyway. due to brookside, hollyoaks and a shithole called kirkby, the rest of the country sees liverpool as a pikey-infested shitbox of a place, where you'll be mugged and possibly murdered within 5 minutes of entering the city limits. i'm seen by most "true" scousers as posh, for some bizarre reason, but i've never felt threatened here.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I actually quite like Liverpool
The few times I've been there I've never felt threatened either. I was actually born just over the water in Clatterbridge but we moved away when I was one so I don't remember any of it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)
# it can be a really great place
but if anyone's being interviewed for anything on t.v, they always choose some no-good smackheaded scally, thus perpetuating the myth that we're all scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# You'd be fine. You're a lady woman girl bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:17, archived)
# true
but even i, notorious slut that i am, have to draw the line somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:20, archived)
# ^This
It is for verbal Sado-Masochists.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# They are a strange bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)
# They're quite nice really if you know how to deal with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Very true.
Every board has its etiquette, and when in Rome...
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Really?
Do you know I want to punch the lot of them in the fucking face right now?

GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)
# do you need a hug?
my boobs are very comforting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
# This I have heard
and what I really need to do is breathe fire and punch people.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:27, archived)
# i understand completely.
sometimes you just can't beat being right in the middle of a great big fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)
# As a seasoned /talker
they're cunts, but I love them all.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:36, archived)
# you are a cunt magnet
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:44, archived)
# You started too strong. You have to ease your way in with /talk.
Give too many strong opinions at once and they just blink and reject you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)
# If you're too self-important to change your behaviour in different situations, then on your own head be the consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
# This I understand
and I am not saying that I minded, necessarily. But doesn't everyone want to be heard? The reason b3ta is b3ta is it's acceptance and difference from other sites.

I'm chuffed because it was proven to me today that it's just like any other, and therefore, I resign. I have my opinion, it is mine. And all of the /talk regulars can suck it.

edit: ALso, you can suck it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I just read your post on there and in fairness it was pretty boring.
It's not offtopic; they want to have a chat, not read your randomly capitalised philosophically redundant rant.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:32, archived)
# That's cool
and I get that, I really do. But what is with the insulting? Who the fuck are any of you to tell me what I can and cannot write?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Well who are you to tell them they shouldn't insult you?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:36, archived)
# THis is true
I am just chuffed, I'll get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Wait - what do you think chuffed means?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:41, archived)
# oh sorry!
WHen I am upset I ramble.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:51, archived)
# If it's there we're going to read it.
If it's a shit uninteresting whiny ineloquent rant then we're going to call you a prick for it.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I'm not bothered by that at all
I expected that. I dunno, maybe I'm just bothered today.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:51, archived)
# People on /board make funny pictures. People on /talk make funny insults.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:28, archived)