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# Well that's my afternoon sorted...


EDIT: Does anyone mind awfully if I make a new thread? It's been half an hour, and I've got a new picture lined up... :(

EDIT2: Don't get excited though, it's not very good :¬/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)
# well hello Kirsty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Would
Without a doubt
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Blody Hell!!
Erection
Erection
Erection

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Japan going to the polls again?
/lacist off
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Haha same thing different style:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Misquoted Alice Cooper lyrics #54
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# by pure coincidence, I just got emailed this:
"My request: I’m producing a Radio 1 documentary entitled ‘Talk to the
hand: Masturbation Nation’ for the Sunday Surgery slot. The feature’s
looking at masturbation, and will be uncovering the myths and
realities surrounding one of the few remaining taboo subjects."
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Why did they choose you, one wonders... :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
# It's a generic service we're signed into.
your honour...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:08, archived)
# They've probably seen the pics from the last bash...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Did you follow me home or something?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:17, archived)
# oh my!
*monacles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I'm seeing a woman who looks like Kirsty Allsop
As relationship lookalikes go it's not a bad one I think... sure beats that Vicky Pollard lookalike I was dating!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Ain't women brilliant?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Not quite the same appeal...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *adblocks twice*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# In all that's sacred - kill it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Hahahaha fucck!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)
# ....
Well that's cured me of any "needs" inspired by the first pic.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Sorry mate. Things have been stupidly hectic.
I haven't got to send you your chutney fund and other goodies. As soon as Iget a chance
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# why? WHY?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# *whimpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# ...aaand you've ruined it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Phoooaaarr!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# lovely....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# my work is done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Oh shuddup
One paper bag and you'd be rutting like a monkey!

or is plastic bag more your thing?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Whatever sort of bag, it won't stop her singing
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Oh my lordy!!!!!
I'll see you lot later
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Fire away Barbie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)