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# This is Charles my new housemate...
I thought I would try and make friends with him by shopping his face onto a bear because, well..He is big and hairy and looks like a bear.
He found it offensive and no longer lets me use his marmite :(

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# what a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Barely
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
# unbearable
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Was there any necessity for that?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Yeah man
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Well the next time, beware.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# double his rent
he'll chill
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
# douchbag
in douchbag glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Buy your own Marmite,
and relabel it BEARMITE
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Meat-eater's alternative:
Bearvril
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I like Vegbearpig
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# As a bear, I find this offensive

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Chuck!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Marmite borders on subservient activity
depending on who has their hand on the butter, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Marmite is the waste product of beer making
and is therefore actually really good for you fucking gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# The stuff defies reasoning as we know it
But serves it's purpose when you wake up in an unfamiliar household and that is the only jar staring back at you from a the dark recesses of a kitchen. I will not say I enjoy the stuff, but when faced with such a situation, and some descent wholemeal bread, your day can get going

with a mug of tea

I HAVE NEVER BOUGHT A JAR, HOWEVER
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Fart into a. empty Marmite container
and seal it up very quickly and leave it out. For better effect put some rancid meat in first.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
#
What a dick!

I'd've been honoured.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Will he still let you drink his milk tho?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)