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# Fuck I nearly missed my Birthday again
oooops
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# you forgot the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Fuck you missed
the talk board link
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# oh ffs
what is this, retard night? i'm off until this fuckwittery ceases.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Here, have a foot massage
*molests*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# *Spits tea all over keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# But can they handle a cock?
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# No. Probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Cunting hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# \o/
One of my favourite ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# It gans in one end, and comes out t'other

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# WUT?!?
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# That's right, my gran, she used to say to me
"Mrmrmb.b. blblb.. BASTAAAAARDS!! BASTARDS"

you know why?

because she was MENTAL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Donate you tight fisted so and so
then your day here will have some relevance

Have some Oxford Street strangeness from this afternoon:


^CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# ah, gan drive o'er them, the shites
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
#
(JoePesky, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Looks like a case of Peyronies' disease.
(For fucks sake don't google image that word)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# that is like telling me not to press the red button
However I shall resist as I want to eat in a bit
(JoePesky, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I wiki'd it.
How odd.

What would the lady equivalent be? Diagonal fanny?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Ahahaha diagonal.
A sort of u-bend vag?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# that'd certainly make it more complicated to look up a friend
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# And you can fuck off even more, you're already getting more fucking replies than me.
Granted, none of them are good, BUT I WANT ATTENTION YOU BLOODY ASSHOLE.
I spent hours working on both of those vectors I just posted, fuck you and your fucking shitty magnet post.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# try to think of boats
isn't that soothing

ahhh, boats.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# GIVE ME ATTENTION, ITNERETN.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# You hum it and I'll play it {;->
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Tune your Hurdy Gurdy to N.
NNNNNNNNNNn nn nnnnNNNNNNNn NNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN nnnnnnnn NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# What a strange instrument it is.
I want one with Invader humbucker pickups and a Floyd Rose trem arm.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Steel strings call for a solid body design.
Not sure if anyone has tried it. Mic'ed hollowbodies seems to be it.
Did a search and didn't find an example. Interesting idea though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Steel strings are fitted to suitable acoustic guitars.
It might need a redesign to strengthen it, possibly using struts. I've no idea what is inside it though.
Bet it would feedback easily as an electric.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Yeah, struts might be all that is needed. Or a steel top on a wood body.
Either way it would keep the hollowbody to make the feedback dead simple to start.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)