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[challenge entry] Merry Christmas, one and all

From the Christmas Cards Of Truth challenge. See all 215 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Dancing!
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 8:44, archived)
# that looks like the machine that Bond was strapped to
Do you ekshpect me to talk?
No Mr Bond - I except you to die! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 8:56, archived)
# moyles has lost weight
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:23, archived)
# he's made up for it with extra cuntishness
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:26, archived)
# ewww
giblets
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] mmm...giblets
I'll leave my TOAPy goodness here...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I hope you send these without a stamp
then when whoever it is has to pick it up and pay the postage, they find you've put the stamp inside as a present
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:34, archived)
# hahaha
last year I did send a birthday card that required another 12p of stamps.
And my brother had to pay a 75p handling charge as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Nice tits
b3ta what does my dad want for christmas? He's old, some of you are old, give me a hint here
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:16, archived)
# he wants a perky 18 year old girl with a liberal attitude
but I'd stick with socks to be safe. Keep the receipt too.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:21, archived)
# something for the shed
one of them multi-tool thingies
or some porn
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I love that idea
I'm buying my dad porn for Christmas.

Cheers Joe.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Yopu can send the personal shopper fee to my Paypal account
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:42, archived)
# He wants a cobbler's last to prop his shed door open
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:55, archived)