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[challenge entry] Just one less drink this christmas..give the money to a childrens charity?

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(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# not a fucking chance
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Just one less drink last Christmas...
and I wouldn't have the kid.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Shagging goats is never a good plan.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# But I looked into thoes big yellow eyes
How could I resist?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# awww--sadness has many fathers
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# We should all hide while he's counting to 10
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Not until Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt
and any other over paid actor I can think of-gives 30% of their money.

I'm the working poor.

/nerve
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# ^yes

I pay my taxes like the rest of us
just to keep the chav sluts in dry knickers as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# really
it makes me angry when some rich cunt asks ME to help the poor. why don't THEY help the fucking poor?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# we should run this cuntry
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# umm...
technically we do...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I don't drink . . . so we're even . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# DING DING DING DING DING
IT'S THE RIGHTEOUS CAUSE SIREN!
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Hoho!
I've been drinking my own homemade beer for the past years.


So i don;t count. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# where do Barnado's step in....and social services step out?
...surely they should club together...just a thought
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# STOP TRYING TO BE SINCERE
You've been here for over a year and should have learnt b3ta doesn't care when you try to do that and use MS paint at the same time.
(Peter_G, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# is that one of those
old fake banardos ads? his trousers do look suspiciously neat for rags.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# all I know is
he stopped making Nikes. ANd I want my cheap Nikes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Buy some better clothes, for god's sake!
How do you expect sympathy dressed like that?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# But
I am the poor of the parish.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# *abuses*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Sod charities.
Childline etc should be government funded. Childrens welfare isn't a matter of generousity or goodwill. It's....well; everything.

I work for a charity, but not a life or death one.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I hope there are nuns involved
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Sadly no
It is more educational. I'd struggle with women who think the best hope for mankind is to marry Jeebus and not propogate the species.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Is this the sundae_girl_2004 charity I've been hearing so much about?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# FAME!
I AM a charity, but that's because I work for one. The pay isn't great.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)