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# I thought I'd ask for a more 'noble' gift this year.
Turns out Santa is dyslexic...

Bin dun? Prolly has.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# groan
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# YOU STOLE MY PEERAGE!
YOU BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# My PEERAGE you fucker. Who did you pay off? Was it the tories? Phil the greek?
Dammit man I want my "lord" back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I thought by peerage you meant...
rage that yet another world peas fro christmas gag had copped up!!!
Pee-rage anyone?!?!?
(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# You see, my username used to be "Lord Mue" before I got bored. So I'm claiming you stole it for lolarious effect.
Your job is to wonder what the fuck I'm going on about and get slightly anxious that you've made a faux pas online.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# ah
now I understand
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Then, I troll you some more (hopefully someone else will join in for the lulz)
and you get even more and worked up. Then I make a U turn, call you names and make fun of you for getting angry at the internet. Ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Dibs on joining in.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# He's not saying anything. I think he hung up on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# and you, sir,
are a bounder too
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# OK
You, sir, are a cad and a bounder
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Not yet, string it out some more.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I'll
have you blackballed from the club
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I was a better lord than you'll ever be. I still have connections.
Me and William are like *that*.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# You're gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# No no no, that's me and Harry.
But Harry's a laughing stock bless 'im. He hasn't the weight to throw around like William does.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Aw how very cyoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# enjoyed a game of 'soggy biscuit'
with the wee fellow, no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# No, I just told Tsatyr this. That was with HARRY.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I always finish first. Three strokes and I'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# that
puts you in third place to me and my fag then.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)
# A CAD AND A BONER.
I AGREE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Is it soup yet ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# GIANT PEAS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I figured peas to scale...
...would either be hard to see, or make people angry about the size of the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Peeaaaas the WOORRRRLLLD.
LET THEM KNOW IT'S CHRIDMSAN TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Global Peaing.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# i thought at first
that you were making a joke about feet. it took me a few minutes to realise you weren't, but even so my point is valid -- if you whack some peas over europe then africa doesn't half look like a giant footprint.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# The footprint of GOD!
In your FACE atheists!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# That makes Britain the imprint of God's big toe
And Ireland the massive verucca that hangs off it.

In your FACE, Ireland!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I thought this too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# b3ta.com/sexyfeet/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Yep, been dun
www.b3ta.com/board/9831296
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)