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I thought I'd ask for a more 'noble' gift this year.

Turns out Santa is dyslexic...

Bin dun? Prolly has.

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RarelyEvil, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)

groan

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lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)

YOU STOLE MY PEERAGE!

YOU BASTARD!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)

eh?

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lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)

My PEERAGE you fucker. Who did you pay off? Was it the tories? Phil the greek?

Dammit man I want my "lord" back.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)

I thought by peerage you meant...

rage that yet another world peas fro christmas gag had copped up!!!
Pee-rage anyone?!?!?

(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)

You see, my username used to be "Lord Mue" before I got bored. So I'm claiming you stole it for lolarious effect.

Your job is to wonder what the fuck I'm going on about and get slightly anxious that you've made a faux pas online.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)

now I understand

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lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)

Then, I troll you some more (hopefully someone else will join in for the lulz)

and you get even more and worked up. Then I make a U turn, call you names and make fun of you for getting angry at the internet. Ok?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)

Dibs on joining in.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)

He's not saying anything. I think he hung up on me.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)

and you, sir,

are a bounder too

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lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)

You, sir, are a cad and a bounder

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lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)

Not yet, string it out some more.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)

I'll

have you blackballed from the club

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lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)

I was a better lord than you'll ever be. I still have connections.

Me and William are like *that*.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)

You're gay?

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)

No no no, that's me and Harry.

But Harry's a laughing stock bless 'im. He hasn't the weight to throw around like William does.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)

Aw how very cyoot.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)

enjoyed a game of 'soggy biscuit'

with the wee fellow, no doubt

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lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)

No, I just told Tsatyr this. That was with HARRY.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)

I always finish first. Three strokes and I'm done.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)

that

puts you in third place to me and my fag then.

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lord bofingham, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)

A CAD AND A BONER.

I AGREE.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)

Is it soup yet ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)

GIANT PEAS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)

I figured peas to scale...

...would either be hard to see, or make people angry about the size of the picture.

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RarelyEvil, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)

Peeaaaas the WOORRRRLLLD.

LET THEM KNOW IT'S CHRIDMSAN TIME.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)

Global Peaing.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)

i thought at first

that you were making a joke about feet. it took me a few minutes to realise you weren't, but even so my point is valid -- if you whack some peas over europe then africa doesn't half look like a giant footprint.

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boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)

The footprint of GOD!

In your FACE atheists!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)

That makes Britain the imprint of God's big toe

And Ireland the massive verucca that hangs off it.

In your FACE, Ireland!

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boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)

I thought this too.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)

b3ta.com/sexyfeet/

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)

Yep, been dun

www.b3ta.com/board/9831296

(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)