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[challenge entry] Collypigger

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(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Poaurkflower
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I suspect that may well be a racist term,
in which case, RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I'm not a racialist...
...some of my best friends are pigs...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I was thinking collieflower earlier
but this is far better
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I want baconflower cheese
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Piff, sushi's being mean to me. Make him stop :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and on again?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I don't know where he keeps his off button.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Next you're going to say I can only press it with my cock, aren't you? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Middle finger
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Mmmmmm!
Prostate! The thinking mans erogenous zone....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# It can even be milked.
So I've been told.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# How about you milk my
shut the fuck up would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# You use me to draw you a portrait, then you throw me away.
Well, that's it. We're done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# YAWN
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Hey Ttssattsr,
your house is totally precarious in those high heels!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Dude but it looks way sassy.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Oh man! You do all the best shoe related pictures!
Where are my shoe worms?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Fuck yeah it's time for shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# FUCK YEAH! :D
I want blue cowboy boots now please kthxbai!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Goddamn it I can't draw blue boots ontop of the red ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# FIND THE ORIGINAL PICTURE THEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Okay I'll try
#redsushi+broken+bones
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)
# No it wasn't there
#redsushi+hospital
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# This is tough.
#redsushi+cup
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# BOOM!
www.b3tards.com/u/91cbdca9d1a966f4d086/memesox.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# try these on
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Hahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Oh damn you beat me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# he looks proper weird 'mercan now :D
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# BLUU BUUTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)
# He fell over a cup :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Haha I just did that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Hey Ttssattsr,
Why does your house look like it is smiling at me? Does it fancy me?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# YAWN
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Where is your off button sush?
I'm going to reset you and hope you like me again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Seriously you tedious fool!
The last thing you need to worry about it turning me OFF. You've never turned me on.....

ZING!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Bazinga!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I love Sheldon :D
He has really come into his own this series.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Hey, TheMattInAHat,
are you Ttssattssr? Because you both have very similar handwriting!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Nope, I don't think so...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# You're lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# No I'm not,
your handwriting always uses those letters and in black too! CONSPIRACY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# What? Those letters
FROM THE ALPHABET!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# What is this alphabet you speak of you nerk?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# You know not of the mystical symbols?
The symbols passed down from the ancients?

BURN HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# That was the joke.
You just shat on it. Hurray.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Are you sure
Redsushi doesn't usually do jokes
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Hey douche,
do your feet hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# To get to the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Seventeen.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# 7.3 parsecs
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Isn't a parsec
a measurement of time and NOT quantity?

/Blue Harvest
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Sorry, I meant parsnips.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Alright...
That makes more sense :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
#
I don't see it
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Yes.. mmm hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)