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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I just hope that's man salt

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# At least it's low in Cobalt.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# But packed with Berkelium!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Favourite and least favourite elements. Go.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Transuranic elements are cool, so maybe Roentgenium would be a favourite. Otherwise, Polonium.
Worst? Bromine is pretty boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Now you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Ummmm favourite's gotta be Tungsten just because its periodic table abbreviation is so far out of left field it might actually be from someone else's right field.
I prefered Roentgenium when it was called unununium.

Least favourite is Francium. Fuck France.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Dude, what are you talking about? Francium is AWESOME.
Throw that baby into so water. FFFFOOOOOOOMMMMM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Well yeah, but the fact it has Franc in it just makes me feel empty.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# :'C upsetting.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Hey what do I have to do to get one named zeltergisetium?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I guess you have to be a groundbreaking scientist, or actually create it.
But creating large elements isn't too hard, you just gotta create a whole fucktonne of energy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# So I can't bid for naming rights on ebay or something?
Disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Sucks, huh? Okay favourite type of radiation - go.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Gamma. Nobody's stopping that motherfucker.
Unless somebody's make of lead or whatever. But that won't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# How DULL and PREDICTABLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I'll dull and predictable your face. With gamma radiation.
What's yours, hotshot?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# SYNCHROTRON RADIATION.
That's some rad, blue radiation albeit with a nasty sting in it's tail.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Yeah well I'm changing my answer to one of the anomalies in STALKER.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Haha.
bip bip bip bip bip BIP BIP BIPBIPBIPBIPBIPBIPBIP.

I might re-install that today.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# It's hard, man
I keep dying. I attack and I die and I try and sneak and I die. I am shit, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# It's not that hard, bro.
Admittedly though it starts off pretty slow. Still, Brain Scorcher rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I killed some army guys because the pistol they gave me was a piece of shit.
Took about 20 attempts.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I am made of helium!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Wolfram/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Well, yeah I guess
I wasn't suggesting they named it at random. Just that it seems weird at first glance.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Like Potassium innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Kotakkium.
Wungstwen.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Kalium you monger!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# ie from the latin, like lead
TUNGSTEN IS WEIRD OKAY
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# PLUM BUM!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Favourite/least favourite compound. Go.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Least Favourite: Sodium Chloride
Most Favouritest: Benzene
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I think that you should put the one into the other and drink your own weight of it.
Also: it should be on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I consider this to be a good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Tungsten's called "Wolfram" by the guys who invented it.
And it's still "Wolfram" here in Krautreich.
(ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I have a t shirt that's permanently stained with bromine
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Iodine is the shittest element.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Carbon =
most overrated element
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# No iodine for dinner tonight for you, Michael!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Good! I am happy with my Caesium flakes!
They literally explode in the mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# FFFFOOOOOOMMMM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I suspect that you cannot get them to your mouth before they explode
And that disappoints me
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Eat a bunch of salt, Michael.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# HA ha ha!
FINE! I WILL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# boron is the greatest
just because it sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# And least favourite?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# sulphur
cos it smells of bum eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Yellow bastard power. Fuck that stuff. I want to change my answer to Sulphur too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hmmmm,
I am suddenly terribly thirsty.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Mike tyson was on this weeks What up with that
It wasnt as good as the first or the al gore one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Oooooo eeeeeee!
Are they doing it every week then? I fear they may kill it if they do....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# They've done 3 now
every few weeks I think
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Sounds like something those crazy Swedes would like
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Also.....
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)