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# BUMMY RABBITS!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:58, archived)
# They're real happy bunbuns.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:59, archived)
# They are in love.
X X X
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:00, archived)
# Bum chums.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:02, archived)
# I think they are bummy rabbits.
Although they may be Arse Hares.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:04, archived)
# North American Crackalopes?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:13, archived)
# I can't pull a rabbit out of my hat
But I can pull a hare out of my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:56, archived)
# WHERE ARE THE TITS!?
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:07, archived)
# Have a lovely pair of great tits:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/sbirds/greattit.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:13, archived)
# Teach me EVERYTHING about birds.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:14, archived)
# They evolved from raptors.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:16, archived)
# Fly, feed, fuck, fart.
Although not necessarily in that order all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:25, archived)
# Is that EVERYTHING because it doesn't sound like EVERYTHING?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:28, archived)
# I forgot 'feathers'
And homosexual necrophilliac rape: www.nmr.nl/nmr/binary/retrieveFile?instanceid=16&itemid=2574
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:30, archived)
# He forgot;
feathers, fluttery, flap, figet, fudge, fingers, France, fire, flamingo, fortune, flash and finally.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:33, archived)
# Finally, the conclusive guide I need.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:34, archived)
# Adding finally to the list.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:40, archived)
# Those do not look like rabbit tits.
I AM EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:20, archived)
# The Cadbury's Caramel Bunny had great tits.
fc08.deviantart.net/fs31/f/2008/197/d/e/Caramel_Bunny_by_mrcatnap.jpg
I totally would.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:24, archived)
# Fucking filthy furry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:25, archived)
# In that case so are all Scottish people.
en.wikifur.com/wiki/Cadbury_Caramel_Bunny
"the Scottish newspaper Edinburgh Evening News voted the Caramel Bunny the third sexiest cartoon character of all time"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:43, archived)
# She also has no tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:49, archived)
# Are you calling all Scottish people paedophiles as well?
You better be pretty fucking careful.
Scottish people are nails.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:56, archived)
# I'm just refering to what you said about her having great tits.
I wouldn't want to insult the scots, those fucking ginger drunkards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:58, archived)
# I swear she had tits in some of the adverts.
Maybe she had surgery.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:00, archived)
# All Scottish people are criminals of one sort or another.
God, don't you even watch telly?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:24, archived)
# I stumbled upon an old thread
where a boarder likened that sort of thing to bestial porn. Google 'squirrels with tits' and it appears...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:26, archived)
# Some people find stuff like that really terrible for some reason.
I think they're like those hooligans who are gay, but refuse to accept it and spend their time beating on gays.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:30, archived)
# Pfft!
Sounds about the size of it. Possibly they had a crush on Cheetara as a kid and never got over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:32, archived)
# Yeah, you're talking about Pedantichrist? He's a bit strange.
www.b3ta.com/board/7582120
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:37, archived)
# Oh wow, I even replied to that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:38, archived)
# In fairness
finding animals with human sexual characteristics arousing is, by definition, a sexual perversion. There's no question about that.
Having said that, pedantichrist's assertion that it's also evidence of paedophilia is pretty bizarre. I think there's a good chance he was just trolling though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:44, archived)
# ^ this.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:53, archived)
# I'd say something here, but what with me eyeing up a bunny ear hat I better stay quiet before rumours start.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:56, archived)
# Havin sex with hats is just rong dude.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:58, archived)
# But they're so sexy and hatty
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:01, archived)
# Hey, that's pretty good. Here is my illustration:

You will of course notice their bitchhottedness.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:32, archived)
# That is truly bitch hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:35, archived)
# Fuck me that's hot!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:45, archived)
# The horror!
It seems that the sexy voice behind the sexy rabbit, was Miriam Margolyes... This has dampened my ardour somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 8:57, archived)
# It says Bumpliz!
BUM PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)
# LAWKS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:13, archived)
# ANUS ANUSAUR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:21, archived)
# Got a txt yesterday evening telling me my guinea pig Syd had copped it.
Bought him, and all the stuff, two years ago without telling my landlord.
I wasn't the best pet-keeper - didn't have a clue what to do once he started reeking of piss, for example - but I would've got the hang of it before he suffered too much. He was a charming lil' fella.
Said cunt of a landlord, an alcoholic with a bipolar disorder and a soft spot for Staffordshire Bull Terriers, ordered me to get rid of 'it' quick, before 'it' ended up in a skip, once he discovered Syd's existence. It seemed to be pure spite, but there was no reasoning with the prick. Even his own children despised him.
So I made a few calls, and my mate's nephews agreed to take him in. Not the nicest pair of lads. Syd was kept in a garage and, from what I can tell, wasn't tormented as such. And it was better than being fed to a Staffy.
But I think he was neglected. I suspect hypothermia. Neglect rather than out-and-out abuse. They just got bored with him, and busy-busy parents allowed it to happen.

Rest in peace, Syd. Keep on making that funny noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:51, archived)
# That is very, very sad :(
I bought my girlfriend a robotic guinea pig last year and a go go hamster this christmas. She hasn't managed to kill them yet. I would never, ever trust her with real animals.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:54, archived)
# I now know not to trust myself with real animals. Learnt my lesson - at Syd's expense, it seems.
Can't even take reasonable care of myself yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:59, archived)
# Oh god
That reminds me, I bought a girlfriend a Tamagochi once.
She handed it back after a fortnight, saying: "Sorry, it's turned out a fucking retard."
She was right. It had.
I was rid or her fairly swiftly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
Tamongochi
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:06, archived)
# rest in peas syd, 4eva in ower harts
ur wid da angels now
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
But blimey are those arses for real??
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)