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# 'noon all!
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Ha!
Fantastic! Welcome to b3ta!

EDIT: I just noticed your sig. What's the deal with all the new old people recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# lost my login stuff
and i don't even remember the email address it had

besides, a change of name and stuff feels kind of refreshing
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Arghhh
not your fault and no offense to you intended, but "heaping spoonful" is one American phrase I can't get good with. Spoons cannot heap or perform any other action, since they are inanimate. INANIMATE I TELL YOU.
Come on guys, it's a heaped spoonful. You need to heap it yourself. The spoon is never going to manage it on its own.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# but "heaped spoonful" doesn't sound as good as a name
heap heap heap!

also: it's not actually the spoon that's heaping, it's the spoonful
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# "Heap" really quickly stops sounding like a real word if you say it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# so does "quest"
but that is unrelated to this discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# This is true of many words
for example, squap.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Try also:
Lounge
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Which should be spelt with a W anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Wounge?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Lownge, I'm guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Or
"thrintecket"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
# I have never heard that phrase before.
But now I am sad.

Welcome to "a whole nother" and "not that big of a deal"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# and "I could care less"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Fucking americans!
I'm surprised you haven't gone all Virginia Tech on them yet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Who says I haven't?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# THE NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Maybe the media just can't find the right angle on mofaha's senseless massacre
So they haven't bothered reporting it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# YOU CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU DON'T READ
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# TELL ME SOMETHING ELSE WE BOTH DON'T KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Oh no you di'nt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Holy shit nothing else angers me like that does.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# I could care somewhat of a less
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Don't provoke me, Benjamin. I'll cry all over EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
# How do you know I'm not a Benedict?
Or a Benoit?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)
#
or bent lol
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I took a guess,
Benfurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Funny story
I'm actually Benzeltergiset
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# CHRIS BENOIT IS DEAD YOU INSENSITIVE BASTART
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Sorry, I forgot that wound is still raw
As I rubbed salt into it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:33, archived)
# You do the Math!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
# One math. Mulitple maths. Extreme mathing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Irregardless of their intention,
I hate Americans :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I heard irregardless on something the other day and I fumed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:33, archived)
# I like irregradless.
But if we're playing the "words I don't like" game, then burglarize.

Which should of course be "burgulate".

Also: misusing momentarily. Planes that take off "momentarily" are not going to get anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I think it's "of a" that bothers me most.
It's somewhat of a common thing for Americans to say.

Maybe it's not that big of a problem.

I'm almost tempted to make my way through this list and change them all
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search="somewhat+of+a"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:43, archived)
# I take the view that you can have a single "math".
Like, a field could be a math? Or a ring, or a group? Wheres kebab when we need his peculiar skills?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:41, archived)
# "Legos", too
The fuck? We need to recolonise if only to teach them how to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Next up : "Sheeps".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I actually just tensed up all of THE sudden when I read that!
It isn't just the unnecessary S, it's the fact that they pronounce it Laygos!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:47, archived)
# No they don't you daft cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Tightly wound elastic bands can unwind themselves
Could a heaped teaspoon unheap itself? Would it be heaping or unheaping in this example? I'm tired and confused.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# have a spoonfilling of sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# does a spoonfilling only go to the rim of the spoon or does the sugar get heaped on top?
I NEED ANSWERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# To the rim is "a level teaspoon". Less than the rim is "a measly teaspoon".
If you pile the sugar into a mini-tower on the teaspoon, it's "a TOWERING INFERNO teaspoon".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Surely if it is a Towering Inferno teaspoon it will just be caramel?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Ooh lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Hello there shiny new/old person.
I loves your fluffeh very much.

So b3tans why didn't I get any kind of effusive welcome when I started posting? Eh? Eh? *sobs uncontrollably* I never even got the red L plate. *sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:50, archived)
# I didn't either, the first time
*hugs*
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Awwwww :)
Have a TOAP in exchange :)

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Probably because you didn't post on /board until you had been here
6 months, and even then it was in reply to a pic ;)

Also, you probably weren't on b3ta the first week of your membership, which would explain the lack of L Plate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Story of my life *sigh*
I do everything the wrong way round :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:30, archived)