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# Hello everyone ! Long time no see :)


Once upon a time there were 3 little boys who went to fishing school.....
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Is Baby P wiv da anglers?
Also:Pfftt.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:11, archived)
# i swer eny1 tuoches my daugters ill do time
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:18, archived)
# I see your night class in written Aramaic is paying off sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:19, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the vagabonds.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:36, archived)
# family_man?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Private Eye - "From Our Forum"
I believe the comment is invariably left by justice_4_maddie.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:35, archived)
# pffft, my god..
it amazes me people who talk in text speak had the wherewithal to use a computer in the first place.

Inn1t BrUV!!11!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:05, archived)
# I think it's a made-up character.
It invariably ends with justice_4_maddie hoping whoever they're responding to dies at Christmas/Easter/in the summer holidays/whenever the nearest holiday is.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:12, archived)
# aah I see
I can't tell a parody from reality these days..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:15, archived)
# I don't blame you.
These here: ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/ are similar, but *shudder* real.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:28, archived)
# "From the Messageboards"
The best bit of PE :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:22, archived)
# *headdesks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:11, archived)
# I'm hooked!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I won't rise to the bait today...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:14, archived)
# I can reel you in.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:14, archived)
# I'm no Rod-ney.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Stop line.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:20, archived)
# you evil spawn...(same time)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:22, archived)
# That's your best line?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:20, archived)
# you're sunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:21, archived)
# this is just pollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:22, archived)
# What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Still no fucking eye-deer?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:36, archived)
# * Working from home lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Tha Reel funny
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:22, archived)
# You're just being gilly.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:23, archived)
# i can't compete with puns on this scale
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Fish
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)
# i'm not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:28, archived)
# I got one!...
...oh...it's just an old boot.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:28, archived)
# you shouldn't talk about your missus like that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:29, archived)
# I'm so proud of her...
...I had her mounted.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:32, archived)
# did you stuff her?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:33, archived)
# ...yup...
.........................................................................fish.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:36, archived)
# FEEEEESSSHHH!!!!
my sister just phoned to tell me one of her koi has frozen to the ice on top of her fish pond
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Poor fish :(
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:39, archived)
# it was bound to happen
if even the canal has frozen so thickly that kids have been skateboarding on it, the fish don't stand a chance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Now you're just fishing for compliments
Yes, reely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Ha ha! how silly!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Hello Bitzy
:D

wot no TV cooks? ;)


HNY!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Hello hunny !
Not today.....bleeeeeeeeee !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:35, archived)
# A different angle
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)
# that guy
seems to have misplaced his newspaper and croissant.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:45, archived)
# An actual Smug!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 5:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)