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# I recently went on a 'driver awareness course' because I got caught speeding
The woman running the course kept holding up a 30mph sign and turning it like a steering wheel and it made me think that when a 30mph sign is turned sideways it looks like an arse hovering over a bog seat.

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:12, archived)
# HAHAH
This is amazing.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)
# you should really stop working as a cabbie
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)
# that looks like a poo going into a portal
i wonder where the other portal is
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Don't open the 3rd cabinet on the lower left.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)
# No. It's a toilet seat
You play too many of those computer games
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Or not enough.
If you're just playing the same one over and over again.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:19, archived)
# The cack is a lie
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Hehe, reminds me of one of my repertoire of jerky animations


You all get an advanced preview before I inevitably repost it this year.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Mine is silky smooth
you need to update your graphics drivers
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Smooth as runny poop :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Smoother than an ermine's pubes
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:26, archived)
# I think I my limiting factor is my hands and brain
Please direct me to an appropriate online retailer
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha, I love jerky animations!


(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Haha the second is terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# I originally did it without the cock.
But then someone suggested it would be way better with a cock.
So I put a cock in it.
(that's what she said - all of it)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:25, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9667192
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Hahahha!
I remember now :D
Edit: bookmarked thread :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)
# The second one is great. The facial expressions are brilliant :D
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Thanks :D
Maybe its noticeable maybe it's not, but I tried to get the guy on the left to start to smile when the guy turns round and notices him, and THEN go into D: when he sees the guy.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Yeah kinda see what you mean but it's only there for a moment then it's gone again.
the D: is the most important bit though
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Yes, definitely! haha
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:41, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I remember this too :D
So awesome. *heart*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Now I'm gonna think of that when I see road signs for 30 MPH zones.
The last 3 times I've been pulled over, I got let off with a warning, so I must be doing something right.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:26, archived)
# lol:D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:54, archived)
# They should use this for a drink drive campaign.
To remind you that in jail you have to shit in a bog while your cell mate watches on....
(JoePesky, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 0:03, archived)
# They should sentence drunk drivers to being kicked in the nuts 8 hours a day for a year.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 2:25, archived)