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# BINGE!


Also; something very....very.....dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)
# He's stinking.
Oh oh doodle an iPad, they're fucking HILARIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Kat in her cookie hoodie
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# A cookie hoodie with no hood?

Nice One JJ!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# But she has a hood
It's behind her head. Honest
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# * Squints

Ah Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Waits for strip to be Zalgo'd
He'll come

EDIT: Kat has a very flat forehead from the side.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Well dogs do have funny shaped heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Strange
I heard they can't look up.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Awful
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Really?
My dog is a whizz with an encyclopaedia
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Well dogs?
Christ, you should see the head-shapes of the ill dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Watching Black Books, huh?
inafterCenaris
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)
#
*tips hat to the mighty JJ*

And long may you and yours be protected from the curse of burgling stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)
# yup, been there before.... Damn supermarkets and their freshly baked cookies on 2 packs for £1....
awesome as always Mr jack, and not an overpriced apple gadget in sight!

edit: and the best character out of BBooks :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# I fell off my chair to some extent!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# To some extent?
Surely falling off one's chair is absolute. Unless you're in one of them shit films like The Matrix or something.

(PS: I forgot to recommend Code: Selfish by The Fall. It's a good starting point. And when I suggested Royal Trux' Sweet Sixteen, I didn't realise it now costs 40 bleedin quid)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Sure seems like you need a BlackBooks-quote-detector-modulation-unit.
The plug went in some Tizer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I'll note that down.
...

um, how d'you spell 'Tizer'?

EDIT: Oh, and I didn't see many episodes of Black Books. Haven't even seen much of Father Ted yet. Putting it all off imperpetuity (sp?).
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Tee eye zee eee err.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Ah, the American 'z'.
That's where I was going wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:37, archived)
# What about Green Wing?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Again, I was probably listening to the radio while it was on.
I saw enough to know it's deliberately mental and probably quite funny, though.

I generally prefer stuff that's accidentally mental, by and large.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:45, archived)
# you have very dusty cups.
ed: please repost that other black books drawing you did
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# "you have very dusty cups"
is a superb chat-up line.

Given the right circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Oh no!
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8484629.stm

RUN TO THE LIGHT, ZELDA!

edit: 1,000 posts soon. do I need to show my penis or should I go into this thing more slowly?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# PENIS PENIS PENIS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# SNOOPINGAS USUAL I see?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# PENIS!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# I'd just assumed she'd died years ago
"Woman who people remember from one film, dies"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Did his head explode yet?...I don't wanna miss that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:33, archived)
# The cleaner reminds me of Eugene Tombs from the X-Files
like it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:41, archived)
# The Bile-man from 2 or 3 episodes over the years?
Who could stretch himself out?
Who attacked Scully when she was having a bath?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)
# you have very dusty cups
i want to clean your cups from the inside out...
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)