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[challenge entry] A Mascara Massacre!


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Maybe he's born like that. Or maybe it's Maybelline.
The official waterproof mascara as endorsed by Stanley Kubrick!

From the Advertising in the Science Fiction Universe challenge. See all 492 entries (closed)

(Bitch Tits werd to yo momma, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:42, archived)
# maybe.
maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:56, archived)
# AAAGGHH!!!!
Some of the comments say 'aawwww...how cute?'. FUCK...THAT!! KILL IT WITH FLAMING HAMMERS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:59, archived)
# blair witch raccoons are the best raccoons.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:05, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhah I love it
 
WE NEED YOUR TORSO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:01, archived)
# IT REACHES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
So at what point did you flop your cock out?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:25, archived)
# It reaches from the depths

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:21, archived)
# dear god
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:22, archived)
# Is this your first account?
As I know I've seen that on here a year of so ago. I know it's this one as I remember the bottom bit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:05, archived)
# uh oh, trouble brews.
INVETIGATE!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:06, archived)
# I'm not saying they didn't do it
I'm saying I've seen that before on b3ta.

EDIT: Ello Mr. postbear. Long time no see.

EDIT EDIT: What worries me is we're yet to get a reply from he/she/it.


EDIT EDIT EDIT: OK 30 mins and no reply, I'm calling it. Image theft! I've thought good and hard and I remember I definately remember that image, could have been by FWM, I think they've toaped it. The pink and blue text wasn't on there.

What makes it far worse it they've copyrighted it too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:08, archived)
# bold font tells no lies!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:20, archived)
# WTF? Hell no it aint a rip off! I did it today when i was...um..."working"
Yup first account - think i had one years ago but I didnt make this til today. Its definitely not a rip off matey.
Otherwise you have been using your powers of telepathy to spy on me in my daydreams which is equally devious ;)
Stop spying Mister!?

BTW: I'd like to think I'm a little more creative than that...
If you can find the original image i'd like to see it, but i totally made this from scratch. The only image theft is the original posters. But they were *borrowed* on artistic licences.

And a starving artist has to eat so dont confuse my non-reply as ignoring. I actually have a life outside of photoshop (sometimes) ha!
(Bitch Tits werd to yo momma, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:43, archived)
# Oh and FYI
The bottom bits were actually one of the official bookcovers and i just defaced it a little. Isn't that what this shindig's all about?
So what you perhaps thought was made by someone else most probably never was in the first place. There's a PSD to prove it.

Be gentle with me before you get all ranting and accusational.
The L is for Newbie, not Loser.
(Bitch Tits werd to yo momma, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Don't listen to him, he's being a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:26, archived)
# In which case I appologise
but unfortunately it's been done incredibly similar down to the bottom panel and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:47, archived)
# what is this 'eating' you speak of?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:52, archived)
# Great Minds Think Alike
Apparently.
Happens all the time - I'd probably actually rich if it didnt ;)

As for the eating - i have no idea wtf that is. Apparently I'm supposed to do it regularly if I need to be alive long enough to finish all my deadlines...

All good.
(Bitch Tits werd to yo momma, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:55, archived)
# Needs more Zalgo.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:25, archived)
# I'm sure he'll be along in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:27, archived)
# Dunno
I heard he sleeps in quite late these days. Something about an overactive youth.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Zalgo should learn to get out of bed a bit earlier.
That was almost an hour late!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:18, archived)
# YOUR NEW LORD, HE COMES

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)