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# 'Sup
(Redmond, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:38, archived)
# ...ok
I give up. What have you shopped on this?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:39, archived)
# it's Redmond
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:40, archived)
# I just realised.
what's he/she/it get out of doing this.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:41, archived)
# Shatner in a fluffy crash helmet?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:46, archived)
# Dawn French/Cotton Bud gene splicing experiment
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:47, archived)
# I knocked all my cotton buds into the bath last night
hahahahahahaha




(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Couldv'e been worse
could have been a box of tampax

EDIT: sorry, I don't know where my mind is this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:02, archived)
# they're like an airbag for submarines
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:02, archived)
# I considered drying them out for a brief moment
then remembered how short life is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:06, archived)
# ning Redmond
ning Gary Spivey
ning br3thren
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:47, archived)
# You could have just posted this as a reply to someone elses image and avoided the complaints/FAQ infringement:
hahahaha, have you seen this guys hair
www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4SKPB_enGB293GB293&q=Gary+Spivey
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:51, archived)
# yes. yes I have.
s'up Toasty?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:52, archived)
# I am looking forward to day with a positive vibe
a bit of drawing, some hard work and a good few cups of wonderful tea.
What more can you ask for.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:57, archived)
# that's just like me!
if you replace most of the words :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:00, archived)
# yay
today I am feeling positive too

after several negative things

yay for positivi-tea
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:02, archived)
# I too have a good vibe today
It must be this early morning sunshine

Plus I have an evening of beer and having the place to myself tonight.
But what to do?

Xbox, poker, football, bad movies or pr0n?

Tough choices
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# do all of those things at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:08, archived)
# I am Dr Octopus
AICMFP

...er
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Toast
Yawn, who cares.
(Redmond, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:54, archived)
# this is a community site chap
lets all play nice together eh.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:56, archived)
#
Go away.
(Redmond, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
brilliant.
Surely if you don't like the FAQ/community you should?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:58, archived)
# hmmmm
only child?
father left home while you were still young to live with a stripper?
poorly paid job?
not getting any?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:59, archived)
#
I never knew my dad.
(Redmond, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:00, archived)
# let it out son
we are here for you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:01, archived)
#
He went to war many years ago and was killed by an evil man named Darth Vader.
(Redmond, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:02, archived)
# we hear so much of this these days
you are not alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:03, archived)
# I fucked your dad's rotting corpse in the face!
I'm sure he still loved it as my man-much dribbled out the hole's in his head
(likeajackhammer, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)
# consider yourself lucky
he could have abused you and your mum throughout your life.
It also provides an exciting sense of mystery to your life.

Be nice to people here and play by the same rules we do and we could all be your dad, providing an overwhelming sense of joy and closure to your troubles.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:02, archived)
# you are listening to the Advice Hour, here on B3ta.FM
coming up later - the results of the DNA tests. We discover how many b3tans really are human
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:05, archived)
# I know at least one that is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:06, archived)
# ooh get you with your genes all lined up into chromosomes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Is it Redmond?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:08, archived)
#
Or is it Memorex?
(Redmond, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)
# hmmm
this response puts you in your mid to late thirties.

Now where were you on the night of the 23rd?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:14, archived)
# At least he's probably still alive
unlike mine, you insensitive wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:03, archived)
# yeah boyee

mornin all. a quick and dirty one to start the day
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:23, archived)