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# to be honest, I can't see why the unemployed, prisoners and the fatties
can't be made to use treadmills all day to generate power

this idea has NO drawbacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# V
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# but treadmills can't generate power?
exercise bikes ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# This

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Oh, Omid... you were funny once
please write some new material
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# 'once' is pushing it a bit.
Oh, Omid, do your ker-azy dance again - purleez.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:50, archived)
# He had one good gag
Do twenty minutes in his Iranian voice doing gags that would have got Bernard Manning lynched, then slip into the posh voice.

But I saw the same routine about six times on different things
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# NO BUT I'M IRANIAN!!!!!

IT'S FUNNY!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)
# See also:
Shappi Khorsandi
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# urgh don't get me started on her
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:14, archived)
# It's not just me, then...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# ^
identity comedy only really works once

I saw that Simon Amstell and he just did loads of material about being gay and Jewish, which got wearing very rapidly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Yet is so versatile,
he can play just about any Middle Eastern nationality in films!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# hamster wheels then
or one of those wheels in Conan the Barbarian
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# plus it saves money for them on expensive Gym memberships
and they could reduce their sentence the more power they put back in to the community :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# actually I do believe that prisoners should be made to sift recylables from refuse
all. fucking. day. long
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# or that thing the robots do in the matrix
with the neck implants and the body heat
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)