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# 2001: A space Odyssy
HAL - I'm sorry Dave I can't let you do that.

BOWMAN - unplugs HAL at wall, reboots

CUT TO screen shot - 'restore factory settings - Y/N'

BOWMAN - selects 'Y'

Credits roll.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# arf.
Star Wars.

These are not the Droids you are looking for

Yes they are, Now out of that Speeder Grandad...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# "Luke, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?"
"Nothing. I'm all right... Oh wait; fucksocks, I MISSED!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# "The Death Star plans are not in the ship's mainframe"
"Oh well, they must have deleted them. Let's go home"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)
# :D
I see dead people.

You're one of them, pal.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# "You know that pretty lady ... ?"
"Actually, that's a guy."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)
# "...actually, there's a bastard of a storm forecast. Probably best just stay in harbour for a few days and wait this one out"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# "I really do think that coffee table expresses my personality quite well.
"Material goods are ace."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# "What's that noise coming from outside the cabin on this dark, stormy night?"
"No idea. Let's stay put and keep the door locked."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# "You know what? I'd rather not bother with a stag party if you don't mind"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# "I've had it with missing this motherfucking plane!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# "You want the TRUTH?! Oh, OK, well, what happened was ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# "Blue pill, please"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:01, archived)
# "Let's stay somewhere else - I don't like the look of this motel."
"OK then."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# "Sarah Connor?"
"She's at work. Here's the address."

and

"Let's not land here, they're probably all dead. Let's nuke the site from orbit."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)