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# It's meh
If you put your fingers in your ears it would be one of the most beautiful films evah. But Alice is excruciatingly poor and the script is... average at best, and there's breakdancing >.<
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Fuck off...
breakdancing, really? What kind of fuckery...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Breakdancing? o_0
Please tell me that's not so....
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# The subjects of Wonderland refer to it as "Fotterwacking"
I refer to it as "Oh fuck, he's doing it again! Somebody stop him!"
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# :(
I booked tickets yesterday. Dammit.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# you'll probably love it though, so don;t go in with pre-conceived ideas from us old grumpies
as Toasty said up there, it's a very 'Marmite' film, probably one of the biggest Marmite movies of the last few years (along with Avatar, of course)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# :)
Oh, I dunno... I'm one of the old grumpies!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I refer to it as 'time to go get popcorn again or go for a piss-wacking'
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Oh dear. I don't like dancing in films.
YOU HEAR ME, HOLLYWOOD!? NO. DANCING.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:17, archived)
# except Breakdance 2 Electric Boogaloo of course
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Well of course.
And Bollywood can do it if they like, I understand that's essential.

But I should say : Spiderman 3!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# that would mean
Dirty Dancing is now just plain Dirty, and Costner's 2nd best film is ...With Wolves
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# I would watch a film called "With Wolves" in a heart beat
I imagine everyone would just end all their lines "...with wolves".
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# "What's that coming over the hill?!!?"
"Wolves!"

"Oh no, lets hide in this shop!"

"We can't" "Why not!!" "...Wolves"
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# " I need to go peel the spuds for dinner
with Wolves"
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# after bull durham?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Robin Hood
Prince of Thieves, obviously!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# gah!
piss!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# It would have been great if they'd done that with Dirty Dancing
it'd have just been called Dirty

and everyone would have sat about in chairs

edit: and there would have been mindpiss
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Sounds like
'H-Block - The Protest Years'
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
I bet you can get that on Betamax
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Dirty, dirty chairs...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)