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# I think he just really wants to know what emergency role an inflatable banana has....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:31, archived)
# *presses*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)
# run!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Not to be used as a floatation device, I'm sure
Can I press the button?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Feel free,
I doubt you will be the first.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:35, archived)
# If your chutney is as good as your pictures, you should be justly proud of your recipe..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
# I am :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:37, archived)
# so you do make chutney
thanks for the reply
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:38, archived)
# What a glorious backdrop to what looks suspiciously like
delicious product.

I've never tried making chutney before. I think it's time to start!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:40, archived)
# *hails the chutney*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:42, archived)
# I've got a feeling there's going to be sexy consequences :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
# I'm not too sure how all that equipment can spark that reaction
but then, I'm not a dirty ol' get ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:38, archived)
# I kew that there was one ASBO in existence that involved inflatable fruit...
I suspect it's you that has it!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:42, archived)
# I don't like to speak about it.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Hmm
What happens is that a big ball of fire starts that emits a noxious gas.

The banana is filled with helium and is tied down.

Man undoes the ties, dons the mask, picks up the fire extinguisher, sits on the banana and rises above the flames and zaps them with the fire extinguisher.

AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
# ha ha
You must be an ace at those "get-out-of-the-locked-room" quizes..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Does it immediately start a new series of Supermarket Sweep?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:37, archived)
# *my word, what a thought.......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:43, archived)
# I'd press it with my dick
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
# But lots of other people might have touched it....
(the button I mean)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:58, archived)
# And....
They have doctors these days
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:59, archived)
# It would be rude of me not to...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRHQdWsgmBA
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Ha ha
how apt :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:58, archived)
# I will not press that!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)