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[challenge entry] John Constable drove a Volvo


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(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
# great reflectionage
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# It's like a portal to another world.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Looks like a Ford
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Because it was requested...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Full of win
and awesomeness
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Like you said . . .
www.b3ta.com/board/9970934
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Oh fuck, that is truely awesome.
This compo is leading to greatness.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:45, archived)
# That's no shiny ball...
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Great stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Holy fucking awesome, Batman.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)
# tribs made me
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:48, archived)
# hahahahah
to this and the original source of replies
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
# i still like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Utter win!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# I thought it was someone here who did the awesome Darth version
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 21:51, archived)
# wow! genius!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 21 Mar 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Looks like a Volvo 440 to me
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Joke!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_%28crossing%29
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Hmm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volvo_440
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Pun detectors getting rusty in here?
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Bless!
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# It is a Volvo, automatic.
Original photo:



An old bloke offered to move his daughter's car for her. He'd never driven an automatic before and floored the accelerator. Thinking it was the brake he pressed harder. He missed people, a tree, a Grade 1 listed building, another tree, and jumped it into the pond.

The emergency services were called. 4 police cars, 2 ambulances, 2 fire engines, and eventually a recovery truck.

Silly old bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9970955
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# That's rather woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Swamped !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Arf.......
Lovely shoppage.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Finest example of his 'Croydon' period
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:48, archived)
# fjord cortina
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)