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# seriously, what's the joke, we don't get it and would like to know
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)
# You're a bit of a legend round these parts toast
I refuse to believe that a man of you ability, skill and intellect didn't google parachute + cheyl cole :)
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# i see
the lyrics say she don't need a parachute.

sounds like a fairly lame filler track.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# You're misreading, it says I'm lazy not legend
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Cheryl cole is getting divorced and she has a Parachute for sale
because the lyrics of her song say:

"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"cos you're gonna catch me when I fall"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"cos you're gonna catch me when I fall"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"cos you're gonna catch me when I fall"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"cos you're gonna catch me when I fall"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# wow
great lyrics!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# But she won't have him if she is getting divorced, thus she will be needing the parachute?
*Confused.com*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Mop please.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# ad infinitum
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)
# From her lyrical prowess I would suggest she should be buying not selling
if she now doesn't have a husband with remarkable decent control skills, she would need a parachute - assuming she er, falls out of aeroplanes alot.

I have worked out why I hate this kind of drivelly pop shite
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)
# I'd like to think..
...that if she did fall from a great height that the lightness of her body compared to the heavy head she has would have the same effect as those little helicoper seeds that fall from sycamore trees.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Oh I just clicked ignore instead of reply. It's nothing personal....
I would like to test this theory out. If I fell from 30000 feet, would Ashley Cole break my fall?

Perhaps I'd better test it using a sack of potatoes rather than myself first...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Maybe you would fall into a bath of his moisturizing cream and be saved! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# only to then be drowned
as you wouldn't be able to swim out.

and if you did manage to swim out you'd end up being gang raped in the anus by some footballers. allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Thank fuck for the gel
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Oooh Toasty!
I've got it!

This would make perfect sense if she was BUYING the parachute and not SELLING it.

According to her song, she DOES now need a parachute, because she doesn't have you. I mean "him".

*happy for the rest of the day*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# I have arrived at a similar conclusion
our work is done, now lets forget this whole sorry mess and move on to something more demanding of our intellect. I might draw someone with a small willy, possibly swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Sounds like a plan :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# make sure he has a bright purple bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Perhaps it needs a warning box
saying 'Are you sure you want to withdraw this listing?'
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)