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# Is that Obama? . . . . In a Jester's hat?? . . . . ???
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Oh You!
I was just tilting my head to look at it, and it animated - I nearly fell off the table!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# you think you've got problems
I work on the edge of a cliff
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# put down the plant fertilizer
and don't operate heavy machinery until the visions pass.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Hello Dave
Long time, no Solder.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# er
obscure 2001/reddwarf ref? or I'm being well thick.

explain pls o_0
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Well you see..
I know your name isn't Dave -so me being me, called you Dave

it's partly an homage - in word form to the Great, Lamented Dave the Hat, partly cos I'm daft

and long time no Solder - is an homage to the one time musical hall variety showman Eddie Jackson.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# it's the Eddiematic Fingolator!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# *falls off table*



again.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# I shall make a similar device
like this one:

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# perfectly in time
with Pump It Up by Elvis Costello
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# that has just made me go all fuzzy inside
I do like the dave thing - was the only thing I found funny about only fools n horses.

You are daft and I like it. As long as Dave! doesn't get upset :)

I've been off the b3ta for a few days so I could get drunk and mashed at the weekend and then last two days have been spent following my kid around clearing up puke from a chinese his dad fed him.

glad to be back, was starting to twitch.... xx
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# I see a butterfly
with a bomb
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# haha
I'm Andy McNab, I'm Andy McNab, I'm Andy McNab, I'm Andy McNab..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I'm Andie McDowell
SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# are you? I hadn't noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Is it still raining?
/worst line in a film ever blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# I once shagged John Hannah
after he'd made that film.

Tru fact.

/starfucker blog.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# you fibber
you did not



did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# totally did! happened about 13 years ago
don't have evidence per say but do have a pic of us at dinner.

was worth it - did it in LA while on BA corporate video shoot!
the week after he appeared in Hello getting married.

also, I had to check his name in the 4 weds credits cos I forgot what it was cos I was a bit drunk at the the time - doh!

edit actually prob more like 15 years ago....

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# now I have John Hannah's 'o' face stuck in my head
also: wasn't there some way you could have prevented him from making Sliding Doors?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# hahahaha
sadly no.
in fact most of the stuff he does is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# was HE worth it?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# haha
because you're worth it?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# don't know,
but i need my motion sickness pills!
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# LOOK IT'S IVES
LOOK

LOOOOOK!

*falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# *sits in chair*
you're a saint
*rests tired old bones*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# there
there, on the chair
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Bloody hell...
Pasanonic last night, Ives today...

Return of the old school.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# all we need now is Keyboard Weasel and Wasted Industry
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I'm sure KW was around recently
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Pachey
I do find myself pining for some sign-related nonsense every now and then...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# she vanished off the face of the earth
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Ooh trippin'!
Excellent stuff!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# They'll probably rebrand it into that
they've already started using his slogans to gain popularity
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)