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(admm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:12, archived)
# He looks happy
is it his birthday? can I come to teh party?

squeezle??
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Looks rather smug to me
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# haha
approves......
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# YES

I was going to ask where his newspaper was, but then I realised that he probably can't read it anyway. Because dogs can't see colour and serif typefaces.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# ERROR!
Dogs can in fact see colour, but are red/green colourblind.

/pedant blog
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Next thing you'll be telling me is that it's actually monospace fonts that they can't read

lol I no rite about their dichromacy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:35, archived)
# They HATE comic sans
Easiest way to get your leg bitten off is to show a jaunty typeface to a bull mastiff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:37, archived)
# "Beware of dog"

imagine ^ that in comic sans
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:38, archived)
# My daughter's boss is an MP (not an evil one).
She is responsible for producing all their propaganda literature at the moment. She had heard her boss didn't like the official party font so on my advice she used Helvetica.

His reply was "we only use Comic Sans because it has been proved to be the most readable font. It is especially popular with the dyslexic demographic".

I don't know who had the biggest forehead-and-desk interface on reading his reply; her or me.
Another quality Trufax from wuffle the space bunny
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Excuse me for being enthusiastic in my hounding of inaccurate jokes
it's the only thing that brings me pleasure since my soul died.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Well okay, you're excused

But accuracy is killing home taping maaaan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# I thought it was that dogs couldn't see 2d images
so showing them a photo is like showing them a blank piece of card
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# OH NOES!!!
(twattybanjo, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:35, archived)
# awwwwwwwwww bless
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:40, archived)
# *fetches newspaper*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:43, archived)
#


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(admm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
# PARTY TIEM !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:47, archived)
# LOL :D
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(herman:D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
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(admm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Now animate it :)
Sushi bar, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# :D
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(herman:D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# oh fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:30, archived)
#


NSFW : Dog stomping... plus rude adverts
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)
# loves her dog too much
apparently
(admm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# happy dog is happy!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# what have you shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Aaaaaayy
(admm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Aaaayyyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:40, archived)
# AAAYYYYYYY
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:41, archived)
# *scrolls down screen*
look what you started :P WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:26, archived)