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[challenge entry] I made this as the background for a birthday card
It was for a Canadian friend of mine, visiting the UK for the first time.


From the General election: Photoshop Labour challenge. See all 346 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Catnippp?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# gah! mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:58, archived)
# reminds me of catnipp
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Hmm... I've missed something haha.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived)
# just go to jim corrs website.
and everything'll become clear.

(appart from "what the fuck happened to jim corr?!")
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
#
Ah of Corrs.



(risses in silence... the statue of liberty thing? Oh I'm so lost.)
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Evil Man-corr
no the other Jim corr was a tin foil hat loon, yours is not mental like his, just the style reminded me of his work. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:09, archived)
# ok i'll put you out of your risery
deesillustration of the statue of liberty and other utterly mental NWO conspiracy images, used to post here as "catnippp".
he actually managed the rather eipc feat of getting himself banned from b3ta (he didn't spam, or pea, or post nsfw stuff, he was just consistantly a knobend).

your style of compotition there is very reminicent of most of the stuff he used to post here.
except you didn't add a youtube link to a conspiracy video rant to the end.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# You all just couldn't handle the truth!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Haha wow
Nice bit of B3ta history there! I had no idea.
That's pretty surprising. I've skimmed over his site.

I think my favourite bit was...

"Exposing The New World Order, Powered by Joomla!" in the footer.
Kinda deflates the whole site rather nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# "put you out of your risery"
is funny

Also: the pic is missing the trademark super-saturated colours. It's pretty much default colourchoice of the paranoid schizophrenic, I've noticed. Even conspiracy sites which don't have images have huge text in lurid colours. I think it's an analogue of how those people view the world.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# And a mixture of font sizes, like they used to use on old-style B&W woodcut posters.
And lots, and lots, and lots, and lots of text.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
#
vigilantcitizen.com/?p=3423
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Oh god. I hate these kind of clownshoes.
I left a message. Number 1841, if you take enough food you might survive the journey to the bottom of the page.
It is a very long way though.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# List goes up to 1840...
They're conspiring against you! Their moderators are MJ-12 agents!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# MY GOD. It goes deeper than we thought.
I thought it only went up to Jackson 5.

MJ12? :o

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Michael Jackson was involved too
www.forteantimes.com/features/articles/2815/the_illuminati_xfactor.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# i wasn't going to say in case it was just me
but i guess it isn't :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Thats woo that is.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Genuinely you've hit upon an opportunity to make millions in ironic postcard sales.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Now theres an idea...
*plots and schemes*

Congrats on the FP :D
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# prison planet!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:20, archived)