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Underpant Toast

Come and find out all about it at NiceCupOfTeaAndASitDown.com

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nicey, Sun 7 Oct 2001, 12:26, archived)

that is absolutely great mate

that's breaky sorted from now on then.

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crab_bloke), Sun 7 Oct 2001, 16:51, archived)

It's a good job

making underpant toast is not your only talent...

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Wifey, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 4:37, archived)

Love to words or with? Fuck it

Zoom zip and uh wake up, uh zoom zip

My eye like a noisegate the number 8 frustrate and I roll to the floor fruit
to the fruit to the core of a spheroid embedded in my skull the round the
zero the symbol of null and void and well I toyed with the concept of
vitamin B-12 the synapse the synapse it feeds itself on a nutrient
contained in sunlight the blink the lid the fight to snap open

Moving up to the double M 2000 I eat up a decade like a flan your turn of
the century turn it up turn it up clock seconds to the hour go and cash the
millenium Um Um and it hums like a migraine to the brain in the time yet
remaining but uh ah melancholy nonsense and I crack nouns brotherfuck
the verb tense

Recombination, then Viacom, Safeway

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 13:43, archived)

tourist guy

as i cant get hold of the chimp boy at the mo (off hunter gathering narners) could one of you remind me of the site with that tourist guy photographed on the towers - and then everywhere else so i can show my green workfriends that its a hoax - their 'oh but its real' stuff is wearing thin now

(chimpy's girl, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 10:45, archived)

Hello Mrs Chimpy

You must meet Mrs Tea, you could have girly Sheep and Lemon mornings. That would be lovely.

Sorry you've lost me on the web site thing, but then my brain is closing down for the weekend.

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nicey, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 11:23, archived)

I'm back from the hunt

with a drag-net full of narners, street furniture and a couple of grocers.
Me girly was probably after this and probably the snopes thing here.

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chimpy, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 13:25, archived)

My leg hurts

I want a photo of chimpis girl !! (or a fake [hö hi ha hö])

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 13:45, archived)

why are all canada dry drinkers

so sexy?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 10:43, archived)

Is that louis theroux on the left?

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rob, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 11:07, archived)

I think

it has something to do with the cards - something sexy and dangerous about people who will gamble their canada dry allowance, leaving to fate the possibility of tasting the refreshing beverage of kings

(bastardizor, Sat 6 Oct 2001, 6:48, archived)

in response to

Pep's message earlier on (see title no no no re erotic pets), I feel you should see this site...

www.dolphinsex.org/

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 10:19, archived)

is that your

personal homepage?
Did you write that?

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pep, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 3:00, archived)

yep

had to do intensive research for it as well...

im somewhere underneath this lot...

(bastardizor, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 4:16, archived)

eewww...

is this anything to do with you then? Porn and umm, oh, pussies

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pep, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 4:50, archived)

nope

Thats my sisters page

(bastardizor, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 4:52, archived)

I made this rabbit thing

inspired by the snakemountain site

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crab_bloke), Fri 5 Oct 2001, 9:48, archived)

excellent!

can you superimpose barbara cartland's face onto that?

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 9:54, archived)

um...

but it is barbara cartland's face.

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crab_bloke), Fri 5 Oct 2001, 9:56, archived)

are human feet

lucky to rabbit?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 10:06, archived)

yup

that's why you should always be very wary of a rabbit close to your legs.

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crab_bloke), Fri 5 Oct 2001, 10:26, archived)

Oh Yeah...

I didnt recognise her at first - that picture is from her 'crack addiction hell' period

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 10:12, archived)

You Beauty!!

I inspired this? Cool! Mother of Madness requesting permission to stick it on the Snakey site......

(Nacho, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 10:14, archived)

the snake mountain site

is very special.

very special indeed.

oh yes.

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 10:22, archived)

BASIC METHODS

Just in case you thought they were all photoshop images on the site, almost all of them were lovingly created by cutting up magazines and books and sellotaping them together. The Book of Madness is a real book - now 2 complete volumes.

(Nacho, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 10:34, archived)

i used to use that method

- and used to send my dad into work to colour photocopy my 'art'. What must his colleagues have thought?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 10:41, archived)

dad

that their workmates son knew the coo, perhaps

(Nacho, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 10:43, archived)

The Book

... and it's available in stores everywhere?

(Dienstag McHedman, Sat 6 Oct 2001, 1:11, archived)

It's available for selected private viewings

in the coo parlour at Snakey. I am considering entering it for the Turner Prize though.

(Nacho, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 6:45, archived)

by all means nacho

it was done for you.

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crab_bloke), Fri 5 Oct 2001, 10:27, archived)

DOO DEE DOO

very good indeed. Did you check out the Peanut teeth game on the ourgallery page?

(Nacho, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 10:31, archived)

yup

that looks like a fantastic idea. i'm def going to try that. hooray!

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crab_bloke), Fri 5 Oct 2001, 10:48, archived)

munt mouth

email me a photo of your peanut teeth when you've tried it -
[email protected]

(Nacho, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 10:51, archived)

Your teeth thing

Reminded me of a student recipe for Underpant toast I came up with circa 1984. Don't know why. I think I will bung up the recipe on NiceCupOfTeaAndA SitDown over the weekend.

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nicey, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 11:29, archived)

Marshmallow game

Have you played Chubby Bunnies before?

(Nacho, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 11:42, archived)

I used to play it

when I was in the brownies..

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Wifey, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 17:29, archived)

very good

Did you play gang bang goolies as well?!!

(Nacho, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 6:47, archived)

That came

when I joined the scouts instead...

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Wifey, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 7:44, archived)

I'm still waiting

for the chance to get my hands on a cute litte cub scout and his dib dib dubs...and that toggle OH suits you sir...mmm small boys jumpers for goalposts

(Nacho, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 9:45, archived)

Frogs and stuff ...

Its a toad isnt it ???

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 14:12, archived)

the devil's true form...

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 8:59, archived)

you need to upload the file somewhere

first.

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rob, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 9:08, archived)

bugger - i thought i had...

will try again...

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 9:20, archived)

Damn it all!

Damn it all to hell!

I cant get it to work.

Im crap with these computer things

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 9:23, archived)

panda porn

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_416098.html

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 8:20, archived)

Nap sock

Designed for "tough love," the Nap Sock is made of sturdy denim and sized for one ferret.

(Esteban, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 8:13, archived)

sorry, but I this site is very funny.

(Esteban, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 8:16, archived)

America also invents...

The new ferret sharpening pyramid...

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 8:29, archived)

tetrahedron...

Thought I'd get that in before Nicey

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Wifey, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 8:32, archived)

well,

its not easy building a pyramid out of cloth...

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 8:35, archived)

I used to have

a tent like that. Except it was a bit bigger I think

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Wifey, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 8:40, archived)

No,

It was probably the same size - thats a picture of a madagascan 'Giant' ferret

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 8:43, archived)

Aahh

Nice

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Wifey, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 8:45, archived)

you have to love

clothes for ferrets - very special

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 8:31, archived)

America invents

the ferret fanzine

(Esteban, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 8:09, archived)

incase you didn't know allready - Beer Warning

Quite a funny flash amin i was just sent by a buddy (nice one Kat)

www.madblast.com/oska/humor_warnings.swf
Njoy

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hal9000 sme, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 7:41, archived)

Can someone PLEEEEEAAAASE

Tell me how to put a picture up on here???

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 7:35, archived)

i think

the only way is to host the image yourself somewhere and then write the html into your massage. Well that is the way I do it anyway.

(Esteban, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 7:43, archived)

you

write

(less than symbol)img src=(location of image)(greater than symbol)

in your message text.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 7:43, archived)

Thanks chaps

i can sleep easier now

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 7:44, archived)

just a test...

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 7:46, archived)

well that didnt work..

does it have to be on a website or can you do one from your computer?

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 7:50, archived)

it has to be on a website

tripod.co.uk's free if you haven't got one.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 7:51, archived)

ferrets

Ferrets look good in macintoshes

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 7:55, archived)

IT WORKED!

sorry about the interlude folks...

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 7:56, archived)

Tales of the l33k and the eastenders video...

Where are they?

(taxiderm, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 7:16, archived)

ozzy!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 7:04, archived)

ozzfest

(Esteban, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 7:55, archived)

christmas shopping...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 6:08, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA`

HA HA HA etc etc...

that is brilliant!

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 6:26, archived)

America invents the

littermaid

(Esteban, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:46, archived)

Do you love your cat? But wish the litter box could scoop it self?

er... what's wrong with having a cat flap and letting the cat shit in the garden?

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rob, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:49, archived)

I wonder

if a litter maid has ever caused injury to a kitten?

(Esteban, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:52, archived)

I want one

for myself now.

oh the convenience! - i hate having to scoop my own excrement from peoples sandboxes and stuff

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 6:00, archived)

that crossed my mind too

however, I was put at ease by the addition of the safety bar which will stop the scrape operating if it senses too much pressure.

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rob, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 6:01, archived)

my rabbit

was trained to use cat litter so it could come inside - but it used to be too polite and tried to bury it afterwards - thus kicking litter everywhere.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 6:38, archived)

rubber sharks

are good

www.geocities.com/rubbersharkman/

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:32, archived)

but

erotic pets are better

fly.to/eroticpets

"Your pet is only capable of what your imagination can conceive!"

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:36, archived)

and to go one step further

a shrine to toast

www.mclelland3850.freeserve.co.uk/

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:41, archived)

no no no

"The turtle's slow and methodical pace is great for beginners to the world of erotic pets."
no.
no ones tried this have they?
Any good?

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pep, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:46, archived)

well, it would seem

that they earn enough to have a webpage...

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:52, archived)

lets see what they have to say about the

GAZELLE

"The closet feeling thing to a woman, since Betty the Inflatable Doll"

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:54, archived)

and how about the

Sally Light Foot Crab

"This Crab can pinch in ALL the right places!"

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:57, archived)

love

(Esteban, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:28, archived)

did that wink?

does that cat fancy me?

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pep, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:44, archived)

baltimoron

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:12, archived)

nice wig.

can i buy one?

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pep, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:42, archived)

Richard Kiel

Is nice

(Esteban, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 4:47, archived)

thats

really creepy when it moves.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 4:51, archived)

has that rabbit

managed to puncture his cheek with it's ear?
His mouth bleeds...

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 4:56, archived)

Richard

had a little nibble of the rabbits ear. Sometimes hunger gets the better of him. He is still a lovely man though.

(Esteban, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:09, archived)

however,

he needs to be careful with his metal teeth

(bastardizor, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:39, archived)

he'll never get thro airport security

these days.

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pep, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:47, archived)

metal teeth

trap a lot of food. Richard is tormented by this problem daily. Sometimes he gets angry and breaks things. He is normaly very nice.

(Esteban, Fri 5 Oct 2001, 5:53, archived)

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