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crab_bloke), Tue 9 Oct 2001, 4:23, archived)

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crab_bloke), Tue 9 Oct 2001, 4:27, archived)

dude

Viva wagtime.net

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crab_bloke), Tue 9 Oct 2001, 4:28, archived)

It is always important

that when you've not seen someone you were at college with for a few years, they turn out to be world air guitar champion:

Nice one Zac

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chthonic, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 4:03, archived)

What is he hiding under the beany?

He never seems to be without it..

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chimpy, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 4:14, archived)

His dignity?

I downloaded an mpeg of his winning performance and he takes it off at the end.

If the dogs above had been performing though, he wouldn't have stood a chance.

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chthonic, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 4:49, archived)

my fancy dress party

my friends stetson

and misty

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 15:43, archived)

Is this a "Headperformance"

Warm up gig?

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chimpy, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 3:49, archived)

I think I fancy Misty actually.....

I'll certainly play with Misty for you....put her in a padded envelope and post her down to me

(Nacho, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 7:05, archived)

I like this movie

my friend alexi found it as i am far too lazy. Here

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pep, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 12:25, archived)

Is this one of you lot?

Berni Clifton's Ostrich Talk
I spat coffee laughing over the message "You may find this shocking..." posted by "Spit the dog"

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chimpy, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 11:06, archived)

jesus...

if only they used their powers to better humanity.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 11:49, archived)

in four years time,

they'll all be dead!

fun club

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 10:32, archived)

Strangest looking

hamsters ive ever seen...

The best bit about that site was that one of the judges was called 'Sid Skidmore' - class!

(bastardizor, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 10:56, archived)

if that woman in the 3rd pic

has anything to do with it, they'll be shoved on the barbecue.
Is that a small grill she's got that on?

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pep, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 12:12, archived)

long haired animals are brilliant

hippy guinea pig

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 10:11, archived)

I can't work out what the hell's going on

in this picture. It looks like a load of chanky squashed shellfish to me.

(Nacho, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 11:10, archived)

it's a wig

nicked off some barrister type, surely...

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pep, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 12:15, archived)

mmm

(Nacho, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:20, archived)

ldflsapsaepas

(Nacho, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:21, archived)

Justine Elastica?

nice teeth.

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rob, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 9:23, archived)

or one of Robert

Palmer's girls from that video?

(Nacho, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 10:28, archived)

"They are a good idea for humans who

walk their dogs at night"
love the use of the word 'humans' as if the site was designed to appeal equally to animals.

link

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 9:48, archived)

I saw something similar

Cycling home the other night sort of an unidentified walking object, took me a while to see it was a dog with a flashing LED coller. My brain wanted it to be another cyclist, moving strangely.

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nicey, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 10:15, archived)

doesn't it make

dogs go mad then?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 10:23, archived)

I couldn't really tell

It was really dark and I was trying not to cycle into the river, and I think it was a black dog. It would have been better if the LEDs were all over it so that it formed a recognisable dog shape, actually no that would be really worrying.

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nicey, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 10:36, archived)

it would be

great at discos though...

(bastardizor, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 11:00, archived)

but only if

it could dance...

you can go to www.dancingdogs.net/frame506131.html for more info...

(bastardizor, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 11:03, archived)

That's him on the right

Definately, that's the one what did it.

Actually it seems that a large proportion of dog owners like to hurl their dogs in large water bodies of water. I always like to say "Hurl your dog into the sea" when I observe this, in the manner of Topol as Hans Zarkov in Flash Gordon. Does anybody else do this?

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nicey, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 11:36, archived)

Nobody in the audience cough!

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hal9000 sme, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 9:41, archived)

i reckon he'll still be around

isn't he meant to have some pretty deep caves?

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rob, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 9:45, archived)

no, he's got some

he's got somefancy dress cavies...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 9:54, archived)

anyone posted this yet?

annanova story about a boy dying after a marathon computer session... better watch out...

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pep, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 8:27, archived)

what was he looking

at on it you reckon?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 8:37, archived)

bum. I was gonna post the url

where they have a flashing background screen & robots, but can I think where it is?
NO, actually, i can not.

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pep, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 8:48, archived)

don't mind me, just borrowing some space

www.theclothesstore.com/board.htm
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
www.photoshopfun.com/top.php
cgi.dannybaker.force9.co.uk/cgi-bin/ubb/Ultimate.cgi?action=intro&BypassCookie=true
www.boomselection.net/
www.chaozation.com/cgi-bin/twentythreevolve/YaBB.pl

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 22 Aug 2002, 15:30, archived)

paranoid animated gif of the week

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rob, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 7:45, archived)

Does anyone know

what's happened to Kate Adie? I feel nervous that we may be boldly going into war without her...

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Wifey, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 7:33, archived)

Our Kate

She was in Oman with the training mission last I heard.

Some people have suggested that she is one of the four riders of the Apocalypse, can you guess which?

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 7:54, archived)

not the

pale sickly one I hope.
Someone should do a picture though I reckon..

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Wifey, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 8:08, archived)

Dipsy

The hat bringer.

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nicey, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 8:31, archived)

She's had to stay out of the public eye

due to a nasty affliction that reduces her ability to look serious on camera:

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chthonic, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 8:41, archived)

fantastic fantastic fantastic

that's sooo cool.

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rob, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 8:51, archived)

i want

a rabbit news reader.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 8:56, archived)

she's on BBC news 24

or whatever it's called. i saw her with sunglasses marks on there yesterday.
Her hair covered up the ear problems, but it DID twitch mysteriously, now i come to think of it....

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pep, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 8:53, archived)

I wonder

which ears she would hang her sunglasses over?

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Wifey, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 9:02, archived)

I guess I was wrong

She's not one of the 4 horsemen then...

This picture must have been doctored...

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 9:28, archived)

She can

take on any form she likes. Maybe she is like matey out of terminator 2, only she's stuck with the ears. That could also explain the apocalypse stuff..

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Wifey, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 9:58, archived)

genius

pure and unadulterated

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crab_bloke), Mon 8 Oct 2001, 9:03, archived)

Slow day at work...

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chthonic, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 9:14, archived)

Which is best

The Wife and are agreed as of this morning that we like police cars/ambulances/fire engines that go 'NeeNaw-NeeNaw' better than ones that 'WooOOOooo - WooOOOooo'. Does anybody else agree?

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nicey, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 7:13, archived)

I don't know why you saying that reminded me of this...

but is it true that there is a monster living deep in the heart of London, in the London Underground, terrorizing innocent victims? Tube station workers often give out warnings about him saying "mind the Gap". If someone finds a picture of the Gap monster, can they please let me know.

(Nacho, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 7:18, archived)

Perhaps something

Bad happend to him whilst in the Gap, and he's warning everybody off. He should broaden he reportoire to "Watch out Top Shop", "Be careful River Island" "Caution Principles" etc etc

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nicey, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 7:44, archived)

this one?

http://us.imdb.com/Plot?0068458

i like ambulances which play the knight rider theme and sell king cones.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 7:52, archived)

Will Inspector Sands please report to the West Concourse?

that's always my trigger phrase for pushing someone off the platform.

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rob, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 7:55, archived)

this is what they mean

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pep, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 8:57, archived)

my perfect job

would be the guy who sits in the emergency vehicles shouting "woo woo woo woo woo"

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crab_bloke), Mon 8 Oct 2001, 7:37, archived)

When you get to the hospital

you then get to sit in the corner of the theatre going 'neep neep neep neep neep', unless of course it goes badly and you have to 'neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep'

(until they turn you off).

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chthonic, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 7:44, archived)

phew!!

Just got an email from friendsreunited - I thought it was going to be a nasty thing like what bbc send to people:

Top marks for the site!

Im quite proud that we are now being taken the piss out of - sad thing is yours looks loads better than ours and I love UglyCat.

Steve and all the FriendsReunited team

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 6:38, archived)

respect!

i noticed your parody got into NTK.

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rob, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 6:47, archived)

bride laden

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rob, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 5:45, archived)

if he married

george bush there'd be peace.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 5:55, archived)

Or at least an exchange

of rings *ahem*

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chimpy, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 7:32, archived)

disgrace!

The other week it was discovered that the internet contains 0 pictures of Bernie Clifton and his Ostritch. Now try find picture of bella emberg dressed as blunder woman, betcha can't. I wonder if bernie and bella were just my parents dressed up - and they were never a part of other people's childhood?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 5:19, archived)

Speculation

The ostrich used to have a stuffed Bernie Clifton on his back which he worked using his wings via a rudimentry system of levers and pullies, to give the effect of having a comedian on his back.

Bella Emberg was in fact two blokes in a converted dinner lady suit, again using mostly pullies and levers to create the effect of a rough old comedy bint.
I can't be sure of any of this of course.

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nicey, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 6:32, archived)

woo scary!

news

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 4:50, archived)

he IS an antique, surely...

har-de-har.
Couldn't even drink his own water? Does anyone...?
um.

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pep, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 4:52, archived)

well,

only if there is nothing else...

(bastardizor, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 4:55, archived)

doesn't Madonna pee on her feet in the shower?

it's like, antiseptic or something
SHE says anyway.

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pep, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 4:56, archived)

she can pee

in 5 different patterns like a power shower.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 5:06, archived)

can she?

no wonder she's famous.
Does she sing and dance at the same time?

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pep, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 5:16, archived)

Doesn't everyone

pee and dance and sing in the shower?

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Wifey, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 5:19, archived)

My last cat did

When she got old she didn't like going outside (far too cold)... but since she was nicely brought up, she'd go and squat in the shower.

Not sure about the singing and dancing

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chthonic, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 7:28, archived)

One Pumped Up Bunny

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hal9000 sme, Sun 7 Oct 2001, 16:47, archived)

Build big biceps with Beanie babies !

its truely shockinly dire..
www.trygve.com/beanie_biceps.html
you should take a look round this guys site... he is way strange.... like > www.trygve.com/costume.html

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hal9000 sme, Sun 7 Oct 2001, 16:13, archived)

that man is

just plain revolting.
he is just, wrong.

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pep, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 3:01, archived)

i find the picture

quite erotic actually...

(bastardizor, Mon 8 Oct 2001, 4:17, archived)

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