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# when does morrissey make an appearance?
mm?
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)
# Take a sad song, and make it better...
...this is NOt the way to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:05, archived)
# every sperm.
is sacred
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)
# if only the bbc audio strems got mixed up
i would love it so much i'd die from laughter
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)
# Charles speech about the earth revolving at 1 miyyon miles an aar
would be great!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:10, archived)
# well i have the images (recording)
I'm sure I could see what that would sound like layed over them.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:12, archived)
# i've got all the audio
if you want it?
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:18, archived)
# so the old dear isn't
gonna speak?

what kinda queeen is she?.
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:04, archived)
# aargggh
moaning jinx
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)
# One who's got to go...
...and set off a fuck-off big Beacon round front of the house to flush the scallies out of her garden.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)
# she didn't even speak
what a great queen!
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:04, archived)
# I like the Queen so much
I cried at the end of Charles' speech.
You can all mock me as much as you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:08, archived)
# That's sweet
How many people kiss mummy in front of MILLIONS? Not many. Bless his big ol' juggy lugs.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:10, archived)
# I
like the Queen.
It's true and I have no wish to deny it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:19, archived)
# And the miserable fuck hasn't even got the decency to say anything?
queeny fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:04, archived)
# Christ
Arent royalty supposed to be GOOD at speaches? I thought thats what we paid them millions a year for...
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:01, archived)
# pay
the speech writers you mean
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:03, archived)
# andrea corr or the queen...andrea corr or the queen..
well, which would you choose, eh boys?
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:59, archived)
# Depends on the qualifiers?
Getting a soapy titwank from Andrea Corr would be nigh on impossible....
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:01, archived)
# but you could improvise some other ideas...
...I could, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:02, archived)
# until andrea does this

it's got to be the queen
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:01, archived)
# haha
nice tits indeed
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:07, archived)
# chips...definately
yep chips
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:02, archived)
# "no-one who was here tonight will ever forget it"
said Charles.

Although Ozzy may not remember it at all.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)
# ah well
he might think he enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:00, archived)
# Charlie's on form...
Slagged off the foreigners and he's been "checking out the talent" 8o)
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)
# ohh it's the Fresh Prince
Well done mummy. there's a lot of it about eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)
# you know you’ve had a good jubilee weekend when
you wake up, look down the toilet, and see this...
(Broon, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)
# oh well
done sir, like the woodwork very traditional
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:59, archived)
# and
as you can see, no bog paper
(Broon, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:13, archived)
# 'all you need is love'
and judging by what's being celebrated, a hell of a lot of cash.
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)
# lizzier singing
I AM A MONARCHIST
I AM A ROYALIST
DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK
DON'T NEED YOUR OPINION
IM GONNA LIVE ON
FOR EVERMORE
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)
# I.....WANNA BEEE-AH! ROYALTEEEEE!!!
Know what I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:57, archived)
# Hang on a minute...
...there's a bloke there with his hand up Kermit's arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)
# Ozzy meeting Queen.
That makes the nioght worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)
# Fucking Priceless
I could Photoshop all me life and never come up with an image that odd.
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:57, archived)
# BOW AND CURTSEY YOU FUCKERS
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! TCH!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:55, archived)
# that is
one of the few things ive literally almost fallen off my chair laughing at.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)
# RoyaL FAMILY AND sHIRLEY bASSEY?
They gonna sing?
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:55, archived)
# Whaaaaaaatttttt?????????
?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:54, archived)
# JUST...
...waiting for the fireworks meself. I like fireworks , me.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:53, archived)
# Ozzy next to Cliff
Other than the queens tits, that has been the highlight of comedy tonight
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:53, archived)

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