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(crikey o reilly, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:26, archived)

Geocities

dont work.
Try posting from an MSN community photo album or something...

(twelveways, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:27, archived)

For GeoCities...

Try renaming your file from picture.jpg to picture.txt... Should make a difference...

(Pic for the disputed WWF acronym)

^-- On GeoCities

Vóila :)

-=NMN=-

(NoneMoreNegative, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:33, archived)

no wonder pandas

are nearly extinct

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 7:50, archived)

Has

Tony Hart backed out?

(twelveways, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:24, archived)

dunno

I'll email his manager & find out.

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rob, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:27, archived)

Good

I want to know if Morph ever got it on with that tin-foil woman

(twelveways, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:29, archived)

Apparantly

He's a bit too busy mixing the choonz for the geriatric massive..

www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_476229.html?menu=entertainment.television

Another quality news item from Ananova...

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:35, archived)

I'm sure...

I saw this guy when I was last out clubbing...

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(NoneMoreNegative, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:13, archived)

arg!

goths!

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rob, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:20, archived)

As that Prince fella would have it

"Purple lips, pu-urple lips..."

(Ernest Thesiger, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:20, archived)

Tch

He broke the golden rule - makeup or beard.. never both.

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KQ, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 6:30, archived)

Makeup or Beard...

Hoo boy - You'd love some of the lovely specimens I see weekly :D Wish I had some pix...

-=NMN=-

(NoneMoreNegative, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 6:47, archived)

it's nmn!!

nice work, goth sex mod :P

(Prozane, Sat 22 Dec 2001, 23:40, archived)

Rob?

If you've got Rhombus Face's email address, can't we do a Photoshop competition of her and email all the entries to her? (Sophie E.B)

(Nacho, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:10, archived)

er... no

Let's not. She looks like a nice girl. She's got a palmpilot.

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rob, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:17, archived)

I bet

she has... ;o)

(twelveways, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:19, archived)

I'm sure

Rhom^H^HSophie would really appreciate that. How can any of you be trusted after the way you got all prurient at that nice Tony Hart? Hang your heads in shame...

(Ernest Thesiger, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:17, archived)

No, I meant

hang your heads between your *shoulders* in shame...

(Ernest Thesiger, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:19, archived)

It's Christmas - so why not ...

look at the Christmas tree webserver

(It's a tree with a PC in it.)

best bits are

*) the tree is serving the page about the tree

*) You can click the tree to make different tunes in his office.

*) it's been made by a chap called Chuck - and he's going bald.

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rob, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:09, archived)

"Jesus Kicks ASS!!"

How the FUCK do i upload my photo?!?!?!?!?

(SoHo, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:08, archived)

all together now

"there's a handy guide here.

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rob, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:11, archived)

hoorah!

morning rob... How was the telly yesterday?

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AndyK, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:22, archived)

it was fine

They filmed

*) some animations
*) an interview with me
*) vox pop with people saying "my favourite b3ta thing is...."
*) me looking bored, and then smiling as I typed in the b3ta URL.

They said they'd cut it together to a 90 second feature for the news, with all the audio dubbed into German.

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rob, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:29, archived)

Can't wait to see that.

German sound. fab. They are coming round my house later today to film me too.

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AndyK, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:38, archived)

can you wear a crab on your head?

the germans will love it.

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rob, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:58, archived)

I don't think I have a crab

head-dress to hand. I could probably manage a fingercrab...

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AndyK, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 6:07, archived)

its so boring being a bird

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 4:48, archived)

what is this man doing to the pig?

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 4:35, archived)

he's

getting him ready for the big race

(redifusion, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 4:50, archived)

Oi, Redi!

We can't actually see what's on your C: drive. Get yourself some webspace, upload your pics there & link to those instead. Do you see?

(Ernest Thesiger, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:14, archived)

Poor Ernest

it must be hard being so bitter.

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Ted, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:37, archived)

Bitter?

I'm merely BLOODY FURIOUS.

(Ernest Thesiger, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 6:37, archived)

think i've found it after years of painfull research

(redifusion, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:49, archived)

Cheers Redi!

I knew you had some quality jaypegs for us.

(Ernest Thesiger, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 6:42, archived)

I think it has something to do with this bizarre looking individual

(Man In A Suitcase, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 4:58, archived)

he loods like he's trying not to laugh

(Nacho, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:08, archived)

trying not to cry

(twelveways, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:17, archived)

you'd be laughing

in that tie

(Man In A Suitcase, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:18, archived)

I reckon

His face monkey has *fallen* down his pants again

(twelveways, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:34, archived)

Something very, very sinister indeed...

I don't know what he's up to, but whatever it is, his porky chum doesn't look very amused at it all.

(pathwalker, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:27, archived)

Respect mah authoritah!

My first b3ta post! Hope it bloody works.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 4:34, archived)

but who would win?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 4:39, archived)

halleluah hoop

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 4:07, archived)

Classic

The bear returns! [although he's got his tongue stuck to the over sized glacier mint].

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mrbrong, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 4:55, archived)

Maybe

its just a really small bear...

(twelveways, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:50, archived)

while

searching google for Richard & Judy for a flash project...

mmmmm... nice

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wangolini, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 3:30, archived)

he's got 2 of those face monkeys

greedy bastard

(Nacho, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 4:14, archived)

look

the're stuffed! This man's been hunting face monkeys and
wears them as trophies, let's give him a good shoeing! SAVE THE FACE MONKEY

(redifusion, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 4:46, archived)

that woman's

got shitloads of black eyeshadow on

(Nacho, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:07, archived)

she's

stuffed too! He's been hunting old goths and keeping them as throphies! Let's give him a good shoeing! SAVE THE OLD GOTHS!

(redifusion, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:11, archived)

Good day to thee fair

Flack...

Saw a funny foto of you in the Winni gate last night...Nice horns!!!
And yes I did meet you at Colin's birthday bash.

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Ted, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:25, archived)

shhhh

you musn't let them know that fallen angles walk amongst them

(redifusion, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:47, archived)

That's OK

I'm currently studying this...

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Ted, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:57, archived)

I don't understand.

I mean, dead people aren't that hard to tackle at martial arts, are they?

(Ernest Thesiger, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 6:45, archived)

I dunno

some may practice deadjitsu

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Ted, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 7:13, archived)

Face monkey abuse

Can he not see that they're too old for the job. They've gone grey in their senescence! The poor wee mites are probably clinging on there dreaming of a quiet retirement playing dominoes and owning Jack Russel terriers rather than pandering to his cruel facial vanity! Evil bastard.

(pathwalker, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 5:22, archived)

Hallelujah! Christ is King!