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# ohh furking marvellous
BOTH the servers i ftp to are down today, gotta luv this new fangled technology stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:16, archived)
# have you broken the
inter high-web?
Oh DO be careful, it's only made of old tights and some pixie trickery. It really is very fragile you know.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:22, archived)
# The Interweb is built our
of arhies, xml's and about 5 apaches. There is a backbone shockwave which carry the tiny pixel singals directly to the soundcards of your wicom tablets.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:24, archived)
# pixel singals?
Are they like Kraft Singles?
They may taste like small sheets of plastic, but i believe they are made of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:34, archived)
# pixel singals
are binary representations of the jpegs on your screen. If you push your ear to your monitor - you can hear them.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:37, archived)
# interesting
I put my ear to the monitor, over the image below. It was whispering something, I think, but i couldn't be sure what it was.
I think it wants a Kraft single, a christmas Christingle, or a number one single. I just couldn't hear it clear enough.
I guess it'll have to wait.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:40, archived)
# Carefull
it is not for us to know what they say. I've heard if you hear them you are transported to work in their mines in pixieland.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:48, archived)
# ah ha! Well, it feels like I'm working in a mine
at the moment, but i have yet to be transported. I will remove my ear post haste and hope for the best.
Thankyou for the advice, Wifey.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:59, archived)
# That's
where I'm mailing you from I've heard them it was ....gotta go someones coming
(Lu-Old, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:04, archived)
# Uh oh -
are you mining meat? They always make people do that - you be careful out there ok - check in when you can...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:07, archived)
# Lu's not replied
Do you think the head pixie has got her, and is doing terrible things to her?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:16, archived)
# xmas
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:13, archived)
# does anyone think...
danny from hearsay looks a lot like shrek?

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:10, archived)
# what's
noel got on his trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:14, archived)
# You
really don't want to know, but he is being added to the register under megans law
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:17, archived)
# I have always thought that
he looks like Shrek. I meant to photoshop him myself but I am too lazy. I am glad someone has done it for me.
(Esteban, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:21, archived)
# Are there
any other popstar/fantasy characters you would like me to photoshop, i'm taking orders (but i'm off to lunch first)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:27, archived)
# gruey
please
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:39, archived)
# What about
Shaggy (Scooby doo) and Shaggy (Not scooby doo)
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:46, archived)
# I'm back
from lunch!

shaggy is a go! i'm on it.

gruey who?? my mind is not what it used to be since NAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:29, archived)
# Thats not my Nan
Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 8:03, archived)
# He's shaggy
just for you

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 8:00, archived)
# Krautsalat
I want the giant bee song lyrics.
(Human Head, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:05, archived)
# send an email to
[email protected]

That'll keep Joel busy.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:35, archived)
# Did someone mention
The Bee Gees?

(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:53, archived)
[challenge entry] LL Cool Jesus
The Ladies Love Cool Jesus!!
(scabby dog, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:05, archived)
# Ahh
I wonder if he left the boys back in the crib?
(Honestas, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:36, archived)
[challenge entry] the neo jesus...
what the neo jesus dreams of...
(xdjsorex, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:57, archived)
# er yes bored mate.
this is really lame...
(Master of Kiln, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:44, archived)
# Me
You suck
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:46, archived)
# me you suck?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:57, archived)
# a chupa chup?
(Esteban, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:04, archived)
# Fiegender Hollaender
anybody know Zool from the Chupa Chups advertising game?
(Wotan, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:07, archived)
# Zool
Didn't he look a bit like an ant in a ninja suit?
(pathwalker, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:51, archived)
# no fighting on the board chaps
this is a friendly place.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:57, archived)
# 'Listen pal...'
'If you don't hand over that nut, I'll squirt all this chewing bacco jizz over you!'
(BïF, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:48, archived)
# Octagenarian monkey
I think I've seen him in my local pub!
(pathwalker, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:24, archived)
# I hate limp bizkit.
http://members.tripod.co.uk/MKU/durst.jpg
he actually does u know!
(Master of Kiln, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:37, archived)
# and here he shows what body part he likes to fill up most
(luba, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:56, archived)
# So
he's got at least one redeeming feature, then...
(Ernest Thesiger, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Mount Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:27, archived)
# Kitten art
I just remembered some pictures i had grabbed off the net quite a long time ago. the series was called "Kitten Art" and is a bunch of wonderful(?) kittens, with bizzare mutations! I will have to dig out the disc and post some of them, should anyone want them to play around with!
(Tibika, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:21, archived)
# Find me a picture of Gruey
on the net and then I'll be impressed. better still, a picture of nidgey too.
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:23, archived)
# Did any of them
Look like Hitler?

(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:33, archived)
# that's not Hitler -
it's the chap in Sparks
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:58, archived)
# !5 degrees
He looks friendly though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:43, archived)
# Well
One of mine does:
(I helped save b3ta! KQ, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:43, archived)
# **general messagey thing**
me and Nacho are trying to arrange a lunchtime piss up in her home town of Brighton this sunday *ALL BOARD MEMBERS WELCOME* interested? email me, great shopping down there 2
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:17, archived)
# goal
what was your favourite penalty save?
(camilla, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus Liberty


Yeah, its shite i know
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:58, archived)
# shut it wix
Don't diss the 'knot Wix...
or else I'll set cheese man on u...
(Master of Kiln, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus, the 10th member of the Knot
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:35, archived)
# Brown....?


Or Red....?



(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:25, archived)
# Red Ted
.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:26, archived)
# Green
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:28, archived)
# Green Ketchup...
is pretty groovy,

But not as cool as blue Kettlechips!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:47, archived)
# cyclops
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:28, archived)
# There
has got to be some severe additives in those to turn yer tongue blue!
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:51, archived)
# I have
some of that green Ketchup in my fridge. It is great.
(Esteban, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:55, archived)
# is it great? what
does it taste like? Regular ketchup? I'm a little frightened by it.
Also - I thought kids don't like green food, like, vegetables? So how come they like that? Fools i tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:15, archived)
# Green tabasco?
I'm tempted to buy it but I'm scared of it too. Has anyone tried it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:40, archived)
# Depends
what it would taste like on a 'Hungry Man'
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:56, archived)
# how odd
just noticed that there appears to be first aid instructions on the front of the packet
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:57, archived)
# You know that a company
has no confidence in their food when they put First Aid instructions on the front.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:04, archived)
# Probably
says more about the consumer!
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:11, archived)
# Best game ever?
Morning everyone. Works Xmas do tonight. Time to get mashed. In the meantime, check out the best game in the world. Ever. Maybe. Well it's keeping me amused.

Fightclub : Kick Shit Out Of Your Mates
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:21, archived)
[challenge entry] A Jesus a day, Keeps the baddies away
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:15, archived)
# yumeee Wix
I'd have a slice of that there WIX!
(Master of Kiln, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Or even a nice cold glass of Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:23, archived)
# Possum lingerie
click here - not *that* safe for work.
"Model Rebecca Hockey displays possum fur nipple warmers and a possum fur G-string in Nelson, New Zealand, on Thursday."
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:07, archived)
# I was watching the giant bee animation again when...
I started to wonder what would happened if Blode and the bee decided to go on a killing spree (tee hee I made a rhyme). I find the idea extremely terrifying. I'm sure that bee could take out a human in one sting. I'm very glad that he lives in England and not anywhere near me. Still, for the safety of the world I fear the bee must be exterminated. It's just too dangerous keeping a poisonous insect that large around, as sooner or later it's bound to snap.
(thellama73, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 22:13, archived)
# NY
I propose we use giant bees to build huge honeycombed skyscrapers on Ground Zero.
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:28, archived)
# Yes
Thought provoking isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:28, archived)

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