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# one day the whole truth will be known
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 8:29, archived)
# Is that Duncan
the snail, come back to see us?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 9:20, archived)
# it's
duncan's grandad Lavendar
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 9:31, archived)
# She must
have been wearing MC Hammer-style trousers...

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_478070.html?menu=news.quirkies
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 8:23, archived)
# "suddenly felt a woe coming over me"
joel - was it your baby? Or was it the spawn of the kitten of Woe?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 8:45, archived)
# David Icke & The Reptoids
How would you like to make a pop tune featuring the more saliant points of your lectures etc...I'm sure that's the way forward for you Mr Icke!
(danspyr, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 8:14, archived)
# make it
i'm sure we'll find someone to animate it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 8:18, archived)
# What game is this shochwave thing based upon?
http://www.playerthree.net/xmas.php
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 8:07, archived)
# the game your thinking of is...


Puzzle Bobble, featuring two cartoon dragon/dinosaurs
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 8:27, archived)
# thank you
I needed the info for the blog.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 8:40, archived)
# no problems
glad to help.

any more old school gaming things you need??
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 9:29, archived)
# Pub sign
Here it is...

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:45, archived)
# Brill
I'll drink there alright. Where is it?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:57, archived)
# It's on Comoron Island
Where it's business as usual.

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_477017.html?menu=news.waronterrorism
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 8:19, archived)
# more pub sign


one more for the pot
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 8:53, archived)
# Watch out for the vegetables this Christmas.

You never know what talent you might be sautéing.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:20, archived)
# Brilliant
My one claim to fame is that Jarvis Cocker flipped me the bird. It's not much but it made me happy.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 8:14, archived)
# Llama Thing

Do you like my little beauty?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:10, archived)
# That's A1
Tee hee.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:16, archived)
# perhaps we should offer it to the llama farmers
as a swap. But what would they feed it on?
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:50, archived)
# I feed it on
toenail clippings, shavings from corns and verrucas and the blood of innocents.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:57, archived)
# Genius!
Kind of looks like Sophie Ellis-Bexter...
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:51, archived)
# Eurgh!! Ugly cat alert!


Shit, if that's the 'Grand Champion' I'd hate to see the losers!! Look at its tail!! Look at its legs! It's a FREAK! STOP STARING AT ME!!!!
(fwumpbungle, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:05, archived)
# The Wife
Excuse me TheWife..

The customer service department of a company I used to work for got a letter from an unhappy punter (unfortunately I don't have a copy of it any more to post up) who was complaining about his faulty computer, and throughout his letter he kept on refering to someone called 'The Wife'. Apparantly 'The Wife' needed the computer to help her learn English, since he had 'bought' her over from Malaysia and due to the 30 year age gap between himself and 'The Wife' they could no longer leave the house because the local kids taunted and abused them to the point where he had had to put metal rollers over the windows to stop them smashing the glass and taunting them before running away.

Anyway, my question is - are you 'The Wife' as featured in that letter, or just some other 'The Wife'?

ps. Apologies if I have inadvertently dragged up your painful past and posted it on a website for all to see.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:56, archived)
# Found out!
That is indeeed me, and Nicey is that punter, He's always complaining about faulty computers..My England is beter much now, as have got new lovely mac instead of the shitty pc got we from you.

We still have problems with the neighbours..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:14, archived)
# Who needs
the outside world anyway when you've got the web. I can't actually go out in direct sunlight any more anyway. I think i've maybe turned into a mogwai - I certainly sing like one.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:49, archived)
# Caddy


Or Chups?

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:13, archived)
# Baddy


or shops?

(redifusion, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:21, archived)
# Haddy...

...or Ships?
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:32, archived)
# Save My Pub from Closing
I went to the closing night of the Pineapple - the pub at the end of my road.

The owners sold it - on the condition that the new owners continue it as a pub - however nasty developers have got in and are turning it into flats.

Not good.

It's been in the papers, Evening Standard & Camden New Journal, and Radio4s You & Yours... And there is an email campaign to get Camden council to stick their oar in.

Please send emails to Case Officer John Davies at [email protected] saying "Please keep the Pineapple pub open... The loss of our traditional neighbourhood pub in the name of making a quick buck will have detrimental effects on the community." Or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:13, archived)
# Name's all wrong
That's why they've gone under. They should have called it the Kitten and Zeppellin. I'd have drunk there then.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:24, archived)
# Pub - now that's a thought...
I'd love to see the sign for that place!
(pathwalker, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:30, archived)
# Yes
That would be good. I too would drink there. The karaeoke night would have to be pretty amazing, too.

'musk ox musk ox not very dirty...'
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:34, archived)
# Where
is the Pineapple?
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:26, archived)
# Kentish Town, London, NW5
It's a nice little pub. Well, was.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:34, archived)
# camden are terrible for that
they wanted to close down the Parkway - and they're doing that whole mental bit of stuff to the block of buildings that has the station in it.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:41, archived)
# They do
that down here in darkest wiltshire too.

They tore down a listed 17th century brewery and pub to makeway for a development of "cosmopolitan" town houses for the young professional! Bastards should be shot.

Maybe you could organise the next B3ta outing to the Pineapple, drink it dry and then squat until new owners can be found.

(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:52, archived)
# ive been to that pub
quite nice little pub sorry its closing. last time i went all the names of the drinks on the price board had been rearranged into amusing anagrams.
(cold, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:54, archived)
# rob - apaches. This what you meant?

yes, i have got a ton of stuff do be doing. Who was that a while back that had a big deadline but was on here all day?
Who ever it was, hello. I really am you.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:04, archived)
# Yes.
They are the team on which the Internet runs. We're in pretty safe hands I think.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:09, archived)
# I love deadlines...
especially the pleasent whooshing sound they make as they go speeding by!
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:24, archived)
# The only thing wooshing past me..
..are tasks. Meet slopey-shouldered man, who only has 10 days left to work.

YAY!

Now I can come up with crap javascript games, and try and make websites for people in pubs for a pint.

Anyone got any jobs? :P
(sorgboi, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:45, archived)
# I have a spare pint
can I have a website please?
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 8:44, archived)
# YES!
VAT is currently a shot of vodka tho..
(sorgboi, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 9:53, archived)
# llamas for sale
here


Can we club together and buy one. Can we? Can we? Please?!
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:03, archived)
[challenge entry] it has no facial features..
poor thing
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:05, archived)
# Llama trade
How about a pushme-pullyou? They're kind of like llamas but much more fun...
(pathwalker, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:20, archived)
# The problem with pushmipullyus...
They don't last very long - If you feed them , they explode and if you don't they die from starvation.  poor little buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:23, archived)
# son of god signs russ meyer movie deal
(al dean, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:53, archived)
# you sure that's nothing to do with kenny everett?
no?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:57, archived)
# CAMPAIGN
Just a thought - I think we should have a campaign to make headperformance
(www.fsinet.or.jp/~sokaisha/rabbit/rabbit.htm)
website of the year in the nme awards.
We can then concentrate on bigger awards.

Go here and vote:

microsites.nme.com/nmecarlingawards/site/vote01.html
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:46, archived)
# I agree
Also I'm playing around with an b3ta award thing at the moment. What should be in it?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:51, archived)
# Davros and Hawking
is my favorite thing ever.
(sorry nicey..)
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:53, archived)
# what
are the categories?
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:59, archived)
# um
- gayest animal
- most prodigious head performance
- baby most likely to be eaten
- penguin of the year
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:05, archived)
[challenge entry] jesus built my hotrod
ding-a-ding-ding
ding-adang-ding-dong
(al dean, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:46, archived)
# Ha! stuff it on sumbody elses site...
my entry in the mingingest pop personality of year awards
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:44, archived)
# i wish I could make my
eye expand like that. Cool trick for meetings, and perhaps, presentations.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:48, archived)
# This is how
I do it in meetings.

(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:42, archived)
# kitten regression
There's a war going on, and you can help.

members.madasafish.com/~sorgboi/b3ta/cats/default.htm

Good luck, we're all counting on you.
(sorgboi, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:38, archived)
# Classic
http://www.derekandclive.com/albums.ram

(SamIam, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:31, archived)
# derek and clive
where are you...
cannot find anything
(bonfire, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 19:48, archived)
# Santa Claus is coming, and not necessarily to town....
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:30, archived)

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