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ohh furking marvellous

BOTH the servers i ftp to are down today, gotta luv this new fangled technology stuff...

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wangolini, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:16, archived)

have you broken the

inter high-web?
Oh DO be careful, it's only made of old tights and some pixie trickery. It really is very fragile you know.

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pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:22, archived)

The Interweb is built our

of arhies, xml's and about 5 apaches. There is a backbone shockwave which carry the tiny pixel singals directly to the soundcards of your wicom tablets.

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rob, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:24, archived)

pixel singals?

Are they like Kraft Singles?
They may taste like small sheets of plastic, but i believe they are made of cheese.

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pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:34, archived)

pixel singals

are binary representations of the jpegs on your screen. If you push your ear to your monitor - you can hear them.

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rob, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:37, archived)

interesting

I put my ear to the monitor, over the image below. It was whispering something, I think, but i couldn't be sure what it was.
I think it wants a Kraft single, a christmas Christingle, or a number one single. I just couldn't hear it clear enough.
I guess it'll have to wait.

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pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:40, archived)

Carefull

it is not for us to know what they say. I've heard if you hear them you are transported to work in their mines in pixieland.

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Wifey, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:48, archived)

ah ha! Well, it feels like I'm working in a mine

at the moment, but i have yet to be transported. I will remove my ear post haste and hope for the best.
Thankyou for the advice, Wifey.

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pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:59, archived)

That's

where I'm mailing you from I've heard them it was ....gotta go someones coming

(Lu-Old, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:04, archived)

Uh oh -

are you mining meat? They always make people do that - you be careful out there ok - check in when you can...

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pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:07, archived)

Lu's not replied

Do you think the head pixie has got her, and is doing terrible things to her?

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Wifey, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:16, archived)

xmas

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:13, archived)

does anyone think...

danny from hearsay looks a lot like shrek?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:10, archived)

what's

noel got on his trousers?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:14, archived)

You

really don't want to know, but he is being added to the register under megans law

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:17, archived)

I have always thought that

he looks like Shrek. I meant to photoshop him myself but I am too lazy. I am glad someone has done it for me.

(Esteban, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:21, archived)

Are there

any other popstar/fantasy characters you would like me to photoshop, i'm taking orders (but i'm off to lunch first)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:27, archived)

gruey

please

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:39, archived)

What about

Shaggy (Scooby doo) and Shaggy (Not scooby doo)

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Ted, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:46, archived)

I'm back

from lunch!

shaggy is a go! i'm on it.

gruey who?? my mind is not what it used to be since NAM!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:29, archived)

Thats not my Nan

Is it?

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 8:03, archived)

He's shaggy

just for you

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 8:00, archived)

Krautsalat

I want the giant bee song lyrics.

(Human Head, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:05, archived)

send an email to

[email protected]

That'll keep Joel busy.

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rob, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:35, archived)

Did someone mention

The Bee Gees?

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:53, archived)

LL Cool Jesus

The Ladies Love Cool Jesus!!

(scabby dog, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:05, archived)

Ahh

I wonder if he left the boys back in the crib?

(Honestas, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 7:36, archived)

the neo jesus...

what the neo jesus dreams of...

(xdjsorex, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:57, archived)

er yes bored mate.

this is really lame...

(Master of Kiln, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:44, archived)

You suck

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:46, archived)

me you suck?

what?

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pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:57, archived)

a chupa chup?

(Esteban, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:04, archived)

Fiegender Hollaender

anybody know Zool from the Chupa Chups advertising game?

(Wotan, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:07, archived)

Zool

Didn't he look a bit like an ant in a ninja suit?

(pathwalker, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:51, archived)

no fighting on the board chaps

this is a friendly place.

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rob, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:57, archived)

'Listen pal...'

'If you don't hand over that nut, I'll squirt all this chewing bacco jizz over you!'

(BïF, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:48, archived)

Octagenarian monkey

I think I've seen him in my local pub!

(pathwalker, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 6:24, archived)

I hate limp bizkit.

http://members.tripod.co.uk/MKU/durst.jpg
he actually does u know!

(Master of Kiln, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:37, archived)

and here he shows what body part he likes to fill up most

(luba, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:56, archived)

he's got at least one redeeming feature, then...

(Ernest Thesiger, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 14:20, archived)

Mount Jesus

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:27, archived)

Kitten art

I just remembered some pictures i had grabbed off the net quite a long time ago. the series was called "Kitten Art" and is a bunch of wonderful(?) kittens, with bizzare mutations! I will have to dig out the disc and post some of them, should anyone want them to play around with!

(Tibika, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:21, archived)

Find me a picture of Gruey

on the net and then I'll be impressed. better still, a picture of nidgey too.

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:23, archived)

Did any of them

Look like Hitler?

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:33, archived)

that's not Hitler -

it's the chap in Sparks

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rob, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:58, archived)

!5 degrees

He looks friendly though.

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Wifey, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:43, archived)

Well

One of mine does:

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KQ, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:43, archived)

**general messagey thing**

me and Nacho are trying to arrange a lunchtime piss up in her home town of Brighton this sunday *ALL BOARD MEMBERS WELCOME* interested? email me, great shopping down there 2

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wangolini, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:17, archived)

goal

what was your favourite penalty save?

(camilla, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:16, archived)

Jesus Liberty

Yeah, its shite i know

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:58, archived)

shut it wix

Don't diss the 'knot Wix...
or else I'll set cheese man on u...

(Master of Kiln, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:38, archived)

Jesus, the 10th member of the Knot

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:35, archived)

Brown....?

Or Red....?

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Ted, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:25, archived)

Red Ted

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nicey, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:26, archived)

Green

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AndyK, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:28, archived)

Green Ketchup...

is pretty groovy,

But not as cool as blue Kettlechips!!!!

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Ted, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:47, archived)

cyclops

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:28, archived)

There

has got to be some severe additives in those to turn yer tongue blue!

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Ted, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:51, archived)

I have

some of that green Ketchup in my fridge. It is great.

(Esteban, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:55, archived)

is it great? what

does it taste like? Regular ketchup? I'm a little frightened by it.
Also - I thought kids don't like green food, like, vegetables? So how come they like that? Fools i tell you.

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pep, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:15, archived)

Green tabasco?

I'm tempted to buy it but I'm scared of it too. Has anyone tried it?

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Wifey, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 5:40, archived)

Depends

what it would taste like on a 'Hungry Man'

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:56, archived)

how odd

just noticed that there appears to be first aid instructions on the front of the packet

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:57, archived)

You know that a company

has no confidence in their food when they put First Aid instructions on the front.

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AndyK, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:04, archived)

Probably

says more about the consumer!

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 4:11, archived)

Best game ever?

Morning everyone. Works Xmas do tonight. Time to get mashed. In the meantime, check out the best game in the world. Ever. Maybe. Well it's keeping me amused.

Fightclub : Kick Shit Out Of Your Mates

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:21, archived)

A Jesus a day, Keeps the baddies away

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:15, archived)

yumeee Wix

I'd have a slice of that there WIX!

(Master of Kiln, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:17, archived)

Or even a nice cold glass of Jesus

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:23, archived)

Possum lingerie

click here - not *that* safe for work.
"Model Rebecca Hockey displays possum fur nipple warmers and a possum fur G-string in Nelson, New Zealand, on Thursday."

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AndyK, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:07, archived)

I was watching the giant bee animation again when...

I started to wonder what would happened if Blode and the bee decided to go on a killing spree (tee hee I made a rhyme). I find the idea extremely terrifying. I'm sure that bee could take out a human in one sting. I'm very glad that he lives in England and not anywhere near me. Still, for the safety of the world I fear the bee must be exterminated. It's just too dangerous keeping a poisonous insect that large around, as sooner or later it's bound to snap.

(thellama73, Wed 19 Dec 2001, 22:13, archived)

I propose we use giant bees to build huge honeycombed skyscrapers on Ground Zero.

(Shaolin_Bukkake, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:28, archived)

Yes

Thought provoking isn't it.

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nicey, Thu 20 Dec 2001, 3:28, archived)

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