Crap presents.
Beer mats with your name on. Among other things I'm a born leader and true friend.. Others seek my good advice apparently. Must be true.
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Fri 28 Dec 2001, 13:30,
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I saw this bloke
Earlier today when I was cycling round Cambridge. I think he was some sort of table or snail.
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Fri 28 Dec 2001, 11:15,
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I'd say he looks like
he's been used as an ashtray in a Havanan bar
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Fri 28 Dec 2001, 11:17,
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Or he looks like
his face is made from a mutant foot with bunions on both sides, and frostbitten toes - so bad in fact that his big toe has fallen off....
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Fri 28 Dec 2001, 11:19,
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Oh yes he does look
Quite a lot like that. Maybe that's why he was a bit pissed off. He was coming from the river so may be the ducks had been trying to eat his head, and that had made him down cast.
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Fri 28 Dec 2001, 11:26,
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I'd be in a bit of a strop if I looked
like a bunion eared, frost bitten, cigar burned munter. However, I am lard munching stout guzzling mucus breathed beauty.
Are you against coffee? I've just got a delightful coffee maker and a box of chocolate fingers to accompany it. Luxsh...
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Fri 28 Dec 2001, 11:31,
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Are you against coffee? I've just got a delightful coffee maker and a box of chocolate fingers to accompany it. Luxsh...
Coffee fine
I made some on Christmas Eve, and had it with Minty Chocs. The Wife likes it made into Irish Coffee. However, mostly we drink tea.
Is your coffee maker dangerous?
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Fri 28 Dec 2001, 11:40,
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Is your coffee maker dangerous?
Only dangerous in the fact that I've got a bottle of Baileys
to make the coffee with and I've already had 3 Pimms.
And my friend Monkey Boy has just turned up with my Christmas present - a book all about the history of Hip Hop...very good indeed.
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Fri 28 Dec 2001, 11:47,
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And my friend Monkey Boy has just turned up with my Christmas present - a book all about the history of Hip Hop...very good indeed.
Hmmm. Irish coffee..
I think I need some. Have we got any cream??
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Fri 28 Dec 2001, 13:28,
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Nice man draws pictures for you
It's probably old news, but you send in a sentence and Sam will draw you a lovely stick drawing to illustrate it. Ahhhh.
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Fri 28 Dec 2001, 11:06,
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that's quite good
I've got to think of a special sentence for him.
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Fri 28 Dec 2001, 11:35,
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just asked him to draw this sentence
"These aren't my tights! Can't you see they're not my tights."
Do you know who he is?
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Fri 28 Dec 2001, 11:45,
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Do you know who he is?
one for the frontpage methinks.
one for the frontpage methinks.
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Fri 28 Dec 2001, 12:24,
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Andy K
Your Steps girls further down the page are gorgeous. mmmm. I even fancy them myself. C'MON
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Fri 28 Dec 2001, 10:57,
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well that is stunning
the hanging babies of babylon.
How did he get up there?
He was high on pot
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Fri 28 Dec 2001, 10:34,
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How did he get up there?
He was high on pot
I think someone got confused
when they said that eagles where dying out and they needed more baby eagles.
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Fri 28 Dec 2001, 10:16,
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which mcdonalds is that?
Is that the mcdonalds in Victoria Station?
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Fri 28 Dec 2001, 11:27,
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Surprise move from Lee and H!!!
Beatles to reform: former Steps members to cover for the dead ones.
H says: "Well, making those three bints look good for the last five years - this'll be a cinch!"
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Fri 28 Dec 2001, 7:31,
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H says: "Well, making those three bints look good for the last five years - this'll be a cinch!"
First post. This any good?
"Philip assasinated. Queen said to be "on the lookout" for the culprit.
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Fri 28 Dec 2001, 6:57,
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