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# Krill Bloke...
Crab Bloke's ancestor from 2 billion years ago
(Kimbo, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 21:46, archived)
# I gotta few for ya..
first, the Dalai Armor (it kinda rhymes!)
(Kimbo, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 21:41, archived)
# Then there's...
Walleye Lama...
(Kimbo, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 21:43, archived)
# And finally...
Lolli Lama...
(Kimbo, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 21:44, archived)
# Hurumph
How do you submit pictures????
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 19:56, archived)
# there's a handy guide
(, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 3:43, archived)
# Addiction
Am I the only one addicted to this site?

Not Proud

(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 17:47, archived)
# that is
frighteningly addictive.

i was going to type some more on the subject, but a little spider just crawled up my monitor. my first instinct was to crush him under my mighty fist (actually, my first instinct was to crush her/him under my mighty A Pocket History book) but i decided to spare the wee blighter. he is now my friend and i feel tons better.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 19:26, archived)
# That is
really heartwarming.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 0:43, archived)
# In the pub

As you can see I brought some enchanted Malted Milk biscuits. Cthonic ate that one shortly after, and for the next 24 hours will have uncanny powers of cow arranging. Crab bloke had eaten too much ham to have a biscuit and will just have to arrange cows as best he can if need arises.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 17:06, archived)
# What a lovely biscuit
what a lovely picture, what a lovely evening. It was lovely to finally meet you mr tea. i take it you got home alright?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 17:09, archived)
# Yes thanks
I was madly scheming on the train on the way home, I think this year might be the year of 'Nicestock'.
Also the Wife asked lots of searching questions about everything when I got in, for which I mostly had inadequate answers.
Luckily I managed to stop going to the loo every ten minutes, I think the excessive tea abuse of the day finally wore off.
It was lovely to meet everybody dispite many of you forming an 8ft tall combined meta person
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 17:20, archived)
# I like the sound of nicestock
a bit like woodstock, but with more tea and biscuits and a more bee-themed approach, i take it. sorry about the meta-person, we're a bit like the borg in a less space alien conquest kind of way.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 17:33, archived)
# Certainly
I was thinking about some form of open air crustacean sculpture. Also there would be a campsite near the tomato patch and the firework bunker would be like the festival toilet.
We could play Giant Bee over and over on a hundred foot high video wall, and have a PA that can be heard in Hertfordshire.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 17:42, archived)
# That sounds ideal
certainly my kind of festival, though i would have thought that maybe denmark would be a better target for audio penetration than hertfordshire
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 17:50, archived)
# South facing
Garden means that Hertfordshire gets it. If we had a second stage in the front garden then the low countries in general would get it as well as parts of Norfolk, aswell as fat Ford Scorpio bloke across the road.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 18:05, archived)
# Fat ford scorpio bloke
sounds like he needs a good dose of giant beeing. Failing that, I could always sing Chaz and Dave classics in his living room, I suppose.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 18:10, archived)
# Just tucking into my soup
and it is every bit as good as i was hoping, if not more so. hoorah! Out of interest, the honey and mustard cured smoked ham has resulted in an exquisitely sweet soup, with a good meaty flavour. I avoided my usual thick vegetable and barley approach and went for a thinner soup that exploited the flavour of the stock more, and I think that was definitely a good idea. Hoorah for elaborately cured ham stock.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 17:31, archived)
# Ham frenzy
Yes I have a vivid mental picture of your soup. (Woo someone might type that phrase into a search engine one day and it will probably come straight here. That'll be nice for them) I must do a ham based project soon.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 17:37, archived)
# I see
I now have a revised mental picture of your soup. Its extremely appitising none the less. I had to make do with a Big Mac on the train.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 17:47, archived)
# Such a shame
the soup required a bit of a wait, but was definitaly worth it. You simply can't beat a decent home-made soup. I am firmly of the opinion that an elaborately cured ham is the best source of stock for soup- a joint with plenty of fat and bone being preferable to one composed solely of meat.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 17:53, archived)
# You've got to have a bone
For a really successful stock, its amaturish without one. Did you pop a Bayleaf in? If i'm making chicken/turkey stock I always bung in some fresh Tyme from the garden that rules, and maybe some celery leaves.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 18:01, archived)
# Fantastic
I hardly ever use fresh herbs, which is a terrible shame. I do have access to rosemary, which is great when roasting lamb, but not so useful in the soup department. Amazing how powerful the smell from a few sprigs of freshly snipped rosemary in the oven can be.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 18:08, archived)
# good lord
I don't seem to be able to escape find this stuff

www.chicadehoy.org/pictures/misc.html
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 16:51, archived)
# Macaulay Bastard Culkin
Graham Norton repeat on TV in the background...
that smug wee shitebag Culkin's on it...
am I the only person who is deeply committed
to the belief that the little bastard must die?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 16:36, archived)
# In fact...

just in case there's any confusion about my opinion...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 16:48, archived)
# get
the shotgun son we got vermin to kill
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 16:52, archived)
# Augh!
My trial version of Paint Shop Pro has expired! What shall I do? (weeps)
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 15:57, archived)
# You should
download Photoshop from Kazaa

www.kazaa.com
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Mine too
Bitches, and my Gif animator too. They can't really expect us to buy them can they?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 3:31, archived)
# Seaman for sale
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 15:55, archived)
# Dear Davvy:
If you could be a shampoo, who's head would you want to be on?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 15:51, archived)
# ughh she used to give me roses

id be scared if she was my prison warden
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 15:42, archived)
# She used to give you roses?
You think that's bad! Last night I dreamt we were together!


But, that was on the outside, and things were different then.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 1:32, archived)
# It's that Llama book
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 15:14, archived)
# What the hell...
I killed off my entire weekend to make the bastard, so I might as well post it: Zombie Nation Shite Save your work before you play!! It'll cause your internet window to close for some reason.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 14:41, archived)
# You're right!
it did make my browser quit quite suddenly. Now it's refusing to go there... Obviously some wierd zombie shit going on there.
I liked it up until that bit though..
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 15:20, archived)
# So
did I!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 1:24, archived)
# It's that loveable rogue...
Arthur Dalai!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 14:37, archived)
# Its the Dalai Charmer!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 13:48, archived)
# Furtive bear
slacking off at work to post on the board....
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 13:31, archived)
# That
wascally bear again!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 13:38, archived)
# What does the bear do for a living?
Looks like a complicated bit of kit, whatever it is...
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 14:28, archived)
# he works
in the bear market by the look of it.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 14:35, archived)
# Lama Turner
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 13:11, archived)
# it's crap,
but my misguided lyric is here. it's not quite misheard per se, but who cares?

oh, and it kept going wrong, so there might be a random bug in there still.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 12:18, archived)

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