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# Terrible Pun of the Day II
Today's Puns obviously being criminally terrible, Here's Jamie Oliver - Demanding money with Menaces:
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Dont ask
because I don't know.
RoboPaul
I really don't.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 14:54, archived)
# bring forth the rabbits of war
it must be destroyed
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 15:45, archived)
# Is this
one?
Rabbit of war
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 16:46, archived)
# terrible
pun of the day: assault & battery
(que, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 14:06, archived)
# Could somebody please
post the original furtive bear picture. I can't find it.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 13:49, archived)
# I couldn't find
the furtive bear either so here's a couple of furtive wolves...
Oh so furtive wolves!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 15:20, archived)
# ...and a
furtive horse
An Oh so furtive horse
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 15:24, archived)
# A somewhat
furtive cat
EEEVYIL MWAH HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 15:32, archived)
# And of course
some...
Furtive Fauna
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 15:35, archived)
# Im Germ...
what da hell is Furtive?
:o)
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 15:41, archived)
# I just learned
furtive was Word of the Day on April 15, 2001 according to Dictionary.com's definition.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 15:55, archived)
# thx
Thank you very much
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 16:09, archived)
# That's
ok
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 17:27, archived)
# Is that meant to be French humour?
The glasses aren't even my size?

Must have lost something in translation.
(Tuna, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 15:51, archived)
# The horse
is nervous with all the furtiveness... He could say any crazy shite!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 15:58, archived)
# I'd just like to say
That I'm having a rubbish day.

First tripod.co.uk goes down so I can't post.

Then I register with fortunecity.co.uk and referred images fail.

And to top it all I try to register marzipanballoonists.tk and just get server errors.

Hmmf
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 13:37, archived)
# PAH! - Beware fortune city
Bastids don't do referrals either.
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 13:29, archived)
# are you sure?
it seems to work for me somehow. and
Fuzzbucket posted the dildo pic below from
fortunecity.co.uk
(que, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 13:49, archived)
# They don't
work if you try to view it alone in a browser window but try embedding it in another page with the <img> tag as usual... I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 15:23, archived)
# Ah ha
fanks, i'll give it a go...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 16:15, archived)
# Not
a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Another Dubbit
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 13:09, archived)
# Oi!! Duckhead!!!
Yeah you, I'm not talking to the flower am I???
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 13:34, archived)
# that car
linked on the front page is unbelievable.
the comments below it are pretty funny too.
did you see that link on there to the LinuxCar?
(que, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 13:01, archived)
# I found some googlewhacks
blasphemously chihuahuas
&
marzipan cacophonously
(adverbs work well)
Sadly, the sites they link to are merely lists of words. It was rather dissapointing.
I even managed to find a pair of words that return no results. Ready? Marzipan Balloonists.
(thellama73, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:43, archived)
# I was going to register www.marzipanballonists.tk
but I always get internal server
errors from the bloody site.

PAH! Not to mention un-woo after the initial woo of the idea :(
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 13:34, archived)
# hey
i just found some googlewhacks:
dustball bourgeoisie
neanderthal dipthong
(que, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 13:53, archived)
# Just testing
my new Fortunecity space [just two days after creating my tripod.co.uk a/c 8^(( ]
It's Sept 11 in my head
With this 10 minute dildo job.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:36, archived)
# Just Checking To See
I It Works
(Sacrifice Theory, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:18, archived)
# it does
what now?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:24, archived)
# Advance, ...
to the next level
(Tuna, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:26, archived)
# perhaps
grow a mustache
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:33, archived)
# I recently
grew a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:37, archived)
# did it
initially itch?
I want to grow a beard, but even in my 20's I still
have scant hair growth on my face...
How about that for a fact!
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:47, archived)
# Oh yeah!
I once thought about growing a beard.

But I went to the pub instead.

So that was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:53, archived)
# It
did. It doesn't anymore. Check out the progress of the beard here.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:55, archived)
# that is quite the baerd
it's the kind of thing I envisage growing...
when I can.
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 13:33, archived)
# Miracle gro&trade;
does the trick...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 14:45, archived)
# Was it a styled Craig David affair?
Or a bushy flyaway scientist configuration?
(Tuna, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:52, archived)
# It is
more Fast Show science guy than Craig "chin o' Leno" David stylee.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:59, archived)
# This can't be hygienic
(Tuna, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 13:07, archived)
# How does
he eat?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 13:28, archived)
# Not sure
But the moustache could be useful for hiding stuff
(Tuna, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 13:29, archived)
# Perhaps he
has hideous lips.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 14:47, archived)
# I was refering
to post i was trying to do with a pic and a new account due to crappy tripod upgrading and so it didnt work
(Sacrifice Theory, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 3:39, archived)
# Another Dubbit
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:04, archived)
# me. in '96. being a twat.


read more at time magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:57, archived)
# But there is
a bright future for him...
(BïF, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:55, archived)
# That is
very tidy.

I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:05, archived)
# It's not easy
being weaned.
(bluemerle, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:34, archived)
# Don't EVER be deceived by appearances.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:54, archived)
# Lumpbucket
How did you post a tag without it being a tag?
(twelveways, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:18, archived)
# I used
ampersand-gt-semicolon and ampersand-lt-semicolon
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:20, archived)
# oh
>like this?<
(twelveways, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:23, archived)
# You're
either swearing, or you've mistaken an l for an i :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:26, archived)
# You
gave em me the wrong way round, swine :o)
(twelveways, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:33, archived)
# I like
to keep you on your toes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:34, archived)
# You should have
put them higher up then.
<JOKE quality='bad'onRead='fGroan()'>
(twelveways, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:36, archived)
# Good lad :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:38, archived)
# Remember
lt:less than
gt:greater than
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:14, archived)
# Ya
I figured that out after he laughed at me for thinking it was it.

I swear to God, no-one believes Im a programmer...
(twelveways, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 14:17, archived)
# Oh my.
I've knacked my Macromedia installation cd.

Anyone know;

a. A good downloadable animated GIF application,

or,

b. Why Corel 8 produces humungous GIF's, but only monochrome? (source is jpg's).

Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:06, archived)
# i recently
found gifbuilder. its freeware, not sure if it runs on windows though.
(que, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:12, archived)
# I use
Animagic Gif Animator and it is good and free, but I've not tried any others...
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:13, archived)
# serif photoplus 5
is lovely and free and incorperates gif anims in a nice way :)
(spiffchapstick, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:42, archived)
# You could
use the eval version of Paint Shop Pro which includes the mighty fine Animation Shop... Pity 'bout the time limit. Everyone has a copy...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:49, archived)
# cat in a box
ready to strike, like a match.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:03, archived)
# But . . oh . . isn't that . . . It can't be . .
An IBM Netfinity server in the background?

You'll never get the cat out of the box. I'd be hiding in there as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:14, archived)
# Cat in a box?
Is that a spin-off series from Dog In a Coat? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:33, archived)
# &nbsp;
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:42, archived)
# So...
Is this going to be on BBC1 as well then? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:28, archived)
# cat in socks
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:30, archived)
# Good Lad :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 12:36, archived)
# the new b3ta car
http://frogstar.com/pics/pics.cars/m_miata.asp
(nic*, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 10:56, archived)
# ah. you're back
weren't you the chap keen on hacking?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 10:58, archived)
# i fear someone may have stolen my identity!
nah...i was just good at the cats game:-)this is bad....there can be only one!!!
(nic*, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:02, archived)
# nice...
to know id been missed tho....
(nic*, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:03, archived)
# you were pretty memorable
I was deleting your highscores every morning. Until I gave up.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:13, archived)
# more games that are v basic please:-)
speccy emulators dont work here and i peaked at game playing circa horace goes skiing...
(nic*, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:25, archived)

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