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# Similarily,
its not easy being ween..

Weeeeeeen!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 10:31, archived)
# neither is it easy
being sheen
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 10:36, archived)
# It certainly wasn't easy
being Bleem!

Sony Sucks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 10:43, archived)
# children should be sheen and not heard
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 10:52, archived)
# Thats
rather good actually :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 10:55, archived)
# Its also not easy being
Springsteen!

Err.. Springsteeeeeeeeen! I guess..
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:02, archived)
# what is he doing
down there?
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:06, archived)
# Hey!
Give him a break! Its not easy being Springsteen you know.. sometimes he's just gotta do these things... even in public :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:08, archived)
# and children should definitely be
springsteen and not heard.



I know the jokes got a bit tired now
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:11, archived)
# Heh
This is b3ta... we can flog a dead horse until theres nothing left :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:13, archived)
# Well, if you ask me...
It's not easy being keen.
(OtaKuno, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:14, archived)
# and its not easy being…
…bean :)

www.what-ever.co.uk/b3ta/bean/bean.jpg

you get me the horse and I’ll flog it
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:22, archived)
# suplemently
It's not easy being queen...



although she looks like she's quite enjoying it
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:23, archived)
# Holy hell
that's frightening!
(OtaKuno, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:25, archived)
# its not easy being
lean

www.what-ever.co.uk/b3ta/lean/lean.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:36, archived)
# Heh
That just shows how much more effort you put into your pics than I do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:30, archived)
# if only it were
a clock...
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_503727.html
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 10:26, archived)
# diddy?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 10:15, archived)
# I just worked out what was wrong with this guy...

A clear case of testicular torsion.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 10:06, archived)
# Hmm...
<IMPRESSION QUALITY="bad" VOICE="Rolf Harris">Aww poor little fella!</IMPRESSION>
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 10:19, archived)
# Heh
I love geek humour. :o)
(twelveways, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 10:53, archived)
# Heh
it was the only way I could think of conveying Rolf's voice in text form...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:04, archived)
# free winona
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:47, archived)
# With
every purchase?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:49, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:50, archived)
# Cool
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:52, archived)
# Revisit
That insanity test we all seen there...
Now, right click the flash. Select rewind. Right click again and click play. Repeat as necessary... ad infinitum.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:39, archived)
# cool
sounds much more like the real thing
(poohpot, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:47, archived)
# dam it
I have seen it before and even though I tried I still laughed after the first seccond!
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:51, archived)
# I started
off by laughing, which soon became crying and screaming. I am typing this from the corner I painted myself into. The fact that I didn't spend the whole time laughing is a promising result.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:58, archived)
# PAIN at bbc health
My god every man will cringe at reading this
www.bbc.co.uk/health/ask_doctor/testicular_torsion.shtml
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:30, archived)
# There are some things
that I really really wish I hadn't read.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:41, archived)
# ARGH!
It can happen while I'm asleep? Or after exercise? I think I'll just stop sleeping and veg out on the web all day... Should be safe enough.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:45, archived)
# Its not easy
being spleen..

Spleeeeeeeeeeeen!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:29, archived)
# That is
so true.
(OtaKuno, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 10:39, archived)
# B3ta - A scientific explanation
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:14, archived)
# I thought
we just flipped out and photoshopped stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:18, archived)
# Well,
Very little is known about the link from The B3ta lobe to The Medula Photoshopus, so possibly this is where the appearance of 'just flipping out' comes from.
Also, the link is acting at a very high speed across a very short distance so it is possible that random quantum events have an effect on the overall process. This may result in the b3tan only being able to know half of the information about the photoshop task they are trying to do. i.e. they know what they are photoshopping, but not why OR they know why they are photosopping but not what.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:29, archived)
# It is quite
close to the temporal lobe, which explains an awful lot. Actually, many b3ta photoshopped images display symptoms of temporal lobe epilepsy (hallucinagenic effects, religious significance etc...) So perhaps this disorder is connected with the presence of the b3ta lobe...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:52, archived)
# So where is
the part of the b3tan brain associated with making really bad puns?
(OtaKuno, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 10:55, archived)
# Thats in the B3tans eye...
its the CORNea :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 11:06, archived)
# here's
that rock photo
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:13, archived)
# That is
excellent! Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:27, archived)
# rob
now that tripod is down i guess my gif won't be seen
on the front page. sorry, thanks for the spotlight though!
maybe if i find another host and edit the original post?
(que, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:53, archived)
# sounds good.
go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:01, archived)
# has anyone
tried fortunecity.com or xoom.com?
(que, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:35, archived)
# I know
for a fact that xoom don't allow referrers. I seem to recall fortunecity being the same, but you're welcome to try...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:43, archived)
# it seems
that fortunecity.co.uk works! i haven't tried gifs yet, but jpegs seem to post.
(que, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 10:54, archived)
# What is sader than a frog playing a banjo?
tell me ....
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:45, archived)
# nuthin
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:50, archived)
# this?
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:52, archived)
# an elephant playing a piano?
image
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:58, archived)
# look at his eyes
he is crazy!
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:04, archived)
# he's eyeing
her breasts
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry] just testin club photo
shame it can't do gifs.

sorry to scare anyone
(poohpot, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:39, archived)
# what about renaming the GIF to a JPEG
does that work?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:40, archived)
# does that mean
making a gif, then renaming it jpg, will still play an animation?
because club photo only let you u/load .jpg :(
i shall experiment :)
(poohpot, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:46, archived)
# bumholes
it doesn't work, the images placed on clubphoto will have to rely solely upon their concept/comedy value, no poncey animations here :(
(poohpot, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:00, archived)
# Won't your
browser then try and render it as a gif and fail to deliver the image, getting it's knickers in a twist in the process?
(james, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:42, archived)
# Well
only if its very badly programmed.

Most browsers look at the mime type first, but then when the actual data arrives, it usually easy to tell by the header what the file actually is.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:44, archived)
# I can go home now.
I've learnt something today.

presumably it knows from the tag to expect an image then?
(james, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:48, archived)
# Heh
no... it knows from the IMG tag to expect an image :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:50, archived)
# this is exactly what happens
but it seems clubphoto are wise to this, as they won't even let you upload a file which was a gif and been renamed.
(poohpot, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:46, archived)
# baby owls attempts at living a human life

go tragically wrong
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:37, archived)
# what
on earth does it do with those heads? i love it!
(que, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:40, archived)
# Thank-you for allowing me to re-hash
on the joy that is Betty
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:13, archived)
# That is...
an absolute masterpiece. Lovely.

Oo - Is that John Leslie, middle row, far left?
(SparkyLove, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:25, archived)
# umm actually its Rob...
.
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:43, archived)
# I thought that was
Pep...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:53, archived)
# The B3ta dog
Can we keep him? His name's trevor....

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:28, archived)
# that depends
on what tune he is whistling.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:29, archived)
# Obviously
he's playing 'Zombie Nation' on his kazoo...
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:35, archived)
# competition
I believe that the bbc's health calculator is a sham:

Health Calculator

Can anyone get less than 71.4?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:25, archived)
# I managed to get 70.6
by using a ludicrous BMI.

How many people know their BMI offhand?
Better surely to have the calculator work this
out for you?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:40, archived)
# It should be calculated by that thingy
but here is a good site for doing it...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:55, archived)
# how can we tell what a bmi is?
That link said mine was 15.9
and im gonna live till 90.

something is wrong there
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:12, archived)
# I got 68
by putting in a BMI of 8156 - equivalent to a 6" bloke weighing 27 tonnes.
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:47, archived)
# I got 67 and a bit..
Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:50, archived)
# And
that was with a BMI of 50..
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:53, archived)
# 67.4 with ridiculous answers
It's a good thing they say this -

BBC HEALTH & FITNESS is provided for general information only, and should not be treated as a substitute for the medical advice of your own doctor or any other health care professional. The BBC is not responsible or liable for any diagnosis made by a user based on the content of the BBC HEALTH & FITNESS website. The BBC is not liable for the contents of any external internet sites listed, nor does it endorse any commercial product or service mentioned or advised on any of the sites. Always consult your own GP if you're in any way concerned about your health.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 9:14, archived)
# Unless you're a fat cunt
If you put in a body mass index of 2200 (whatever that is), and answer all the obviously wrong questions, you'll croak at 67.

Not bad considering you must weight about 4.5 tons.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:52, archived)
# hot sweet monkeylove


not my own creation, but from www.hotsweetmonkeylove.com
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:14, archived)
# First try
with clubphoto.com...

Aww.. isn't he cute?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 7:46, archived)
# fantastic
that works. Any idea if it'll timeout?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 7:49, archived)
# Not
a clue, i'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 7:51, archived)
# 90 days
from the copy on the site.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:10, archived)
# Easily enough
for b3ta then..
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:11, archived)
# O
goodness. The sound is like "Huh!" - but whilst inhaling. Tops, mate!
(BïF, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 7:57, archived)
# Yeah,
he does look a little surprised, doesn't he? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 8:12, archived)
# By
the way: this is the collection of most ugly dogs ever seen on a screen: fdt.net/~cdrross1/ DOGSMEMORIAL.html
(BïF, Thu 24 Jan 2002, 10:37, archived)

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