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he can see the future

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crab_bloke), Tue 23 Oct 2001, 12:08, archived)

what is it that your heart desires?

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 11:54, archived)

is that a silicon BREAST?

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pep, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 11:56, archived)

i'd like to swap places with....

... robbie williams cos hes nailing all the tasty women (ie kylie)

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 11:58, archived)

but kylie is also made of silicon

you know.
Cheeks, lips, breasts...
(the wings from Moulin Rouge, I don't think they were even her own)

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pep, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 11:59, archived)

It's a rave Lewis!

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 11:43, archived)

mr & mrs tea! (And other people)

get this pacifier for your baby. Go on!

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pep, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 11:16, archived)

That's great!

You can just imagine the looks you'd get wheeling that down the road!

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Wifey, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 11:41, archived)

I haven't got a baby

but I'm going to see if I can make one tonight just so I can make it use one of those

(Pieforce, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 12:29, archived)

its been a while

so i thought i would post a message to say GO HERE

it will rule your life if you let it...

www.sodaplay.com/constructor/index.htm

(bastardizor, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 11:00, archived)

you're not wrong

it's brilliant

(Pieforce, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 12:26, archived)

but it's old

ancient, actually.

(seanizer, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 4:12, archived)

well

hoo-de-hoo!

someone got out of bed on the wrong side this morning...

(bastardizor, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:03, archived)

T-shirt ideas...

I was talking about making a tshirt b4 the weekend and i found this nice old wartime poster image at work today and got this far on its makeover but stopped just at the point of fixing up her eyes and stuff. do you recon that thats an important part of the whole b3ta thing?
(i'm working on this at 3000x4000 sumat in ps cos it came of a photo cd)

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 10:53, archived)

that is really nice

rob literally HAS been kidnapped, but when we pay the ransom (8 pints of human blood, 2 cornish pasties and a packet of frazzles) I reckon he will love it too...

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pep, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 11:17, archived)

I can give

a bit of duck bread if that helps..

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Wifey, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 11:47, archived)

I AM FREE!

blode came at set me free. ask Joel for blode4 for the full story.

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rob, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 12:21, archived)

Yay for blode!!

Did he sing a nice song as he freed you?

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Wifey, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 18:04, archived)

I really like that

I think it's great as it is. Maybe it could be colorized a bit to make it more attractive as a t-shirt?

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AndyK, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 11:19, archived)

yeah i like that..

i was thinking about the red and white hat thing.. just after i posted that.. :)

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 11:56, archived)

That's absoluetly brilliant

I want one.

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crab_bloke), Tue 23 Oct 2001, 12:11, archived)

that is SO good

we weren't sure about our slogo to begin with - but we had to use something.

now i've come to really like it. with all the bed press about the net at the moment

it sounds defiant.

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rob, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 12:19, archived)

what bad press ?

im sorry i spend all day on the net (almost) and ive made b3ta my home... so ta speak..? but i aint herd nowt bad about b3ta!

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 12:31, archived)

no bad press about b3ta

... just the net in general.

we're planning to save the web.

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rob, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 12:33, archived)

ahh i see

can i be president... no wait better still assistant president

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 12:36, archived)

Damn Right!

Love the image too - and I'd wear one of those for sure.

Teamsatan loves b3ta

(Uncle Simon, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 16:39, archived)

Realism

The design would be much better in "Soviet Realism"

(One_Bad_Rabbit, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 23:31, archived)

What really happened on 9/11

(seanizer, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 10:16, archived)

no wonder they hid the truth...

i thought that whole muslims flying planes into buildings was too farfetched to be true.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 10:28, archived)

b3ta - it's the news before it happens

woo.

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rob, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 10:29, archived)

i wouldnt be surprised.

if you mysteriously go missing, x-files stylee.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 10:39, archived)

rob?

umm... rob?

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pep, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 10:42, archived)

they have me trapped in a room

and they forcing me to type.

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rob, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 10:47, archived)

What the enemy would least expect...

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 9:52, archived)

MY FRIENDS, A CHALLENGE!

I know you can do me proud with this one! 'Shop away!

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 8:57, archived)

Opps a bit big

Rob you might want to reduce this and save on Beta server. Soz.

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 9:02, archived)

i've resized him ...

... but feeling too lazy to upload him to the server.

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rob, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 9:08, archived)

but... but...

he's beautiful...

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pep, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 9:10, archived)

don't mess with the wasp

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AndyK, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 9:18, archived)

Jammie Dodgers

But would they beat Tunnocks Tea Cakes

in a straight fight?

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nicey, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 7:28, archived)

one of yours?

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 7:58, archived)

That's not disimilar

To our settee but me and Mrs Tea haven't been that drunk in ages.

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nicey, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 8:12, archived)

Am now....

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Wifey, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 18:07, archived)

You had those plain chocolate Tunnocks Tea Cakes

yet?
They are so good that I might just have to go and buy some.
Now.

[BTW, learning Flash at the mo. Fun!]

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chthonic, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 9:23, archived)

No but

I saw a Tunnocks lorry the other week, just after a McVities lorry. It was exciting.

I got a triple pack of Jammie Dodgers from Iceland earlier. You can get action figures from tokens on the pack, including Funky Monk, Dr Pongadoo, Balistic Ballerina, Disco Alien and Ginger Crab. This all seems too good to be true.

I had to re-learn Flash as I had actually managed to forget everything after a 2 year gap.

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nicey, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 9:33, archived)

Jammie Dodger page

Found this Had to set the guy straight on his ideas about a cream layer.

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nicey, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 11:21, archived)

just another family day out.

note, what appears to be a bacon sarnie in his hand, nice touch.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 7:23, archived)

and look

the one holding the sarnie is also a cabbie - he has his ID badge hanging round his neck.

(Esteban, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 7:48, archived)

Sorry to interrupt

but is it possible to get bored of trampolining?

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mrbrong, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 6:26, archived)

impossible

it's the best activity ever.

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rob, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 6:33, archived)

Even google backs us up

www.google.com/search?q=bored+of+trampolining

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mrbrong, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 6:55, archived)

you know what they say

if you are board of trampolining - you are bored of life. Imagine trampolining in London - how exciting.

(Esteban, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 7:50, archived)

but technically even dead people can trampoline if you dropped them from a big enough height.

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mrbrong, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 8:24, archived)

Anyone remember GUNDAM PROJECT

or Gundam Wing

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 5:32, archived)

Do think

He could come round and trim my conifers.

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nicey, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 6:10, archived)

Looking at him

I notice he has a 'penis protector' but imagine if he got a stiffy, that would hurt; the protector doesnt look like it accomodates for erections.

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 6:17, archived)

then again...

...he'd look pretty silly like this:

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AndyK, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 6:23, archived)

Hahaha if he's not careful

He might spray himself in the face! Does he look gay to you???

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 6:39, archived)

mmm

Soap Art

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 4:54, archived)

sea cop

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 4:53, archived)

BBQ cop

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AndyK, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 5:11, archived)

Woo

Nice trollies

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nicey, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 6:13, archived)

he made them on his

barbeque

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 6:26, archived)

Nowhere to run ...

Flash anim and ooooh soo funny song.. (well kinda) v.american..

www.madblast.com/oska/humor_bin.swf

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 4:17, archived)

come on if you think you're hard enough, war penguin

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 4:13, archived)

he doesn't stand a chance

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AndyK, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 4:33, archived)

he should

ride the war rabbit, that would be unspeakable.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 4:35, archived)

great y-fronts

there

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 4:38, archived)

like this?

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AndyK, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 4:45, archived)

yes mate

bring it on! let slip the hares of war!

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 5:14, archived)

yeah! rabbit wars!

war rabbit v oolong - devastating firepower v strange japanese pancakey things - in a ring, six three minute rounds, jumpers for goalposts, etc, etc

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 5:27, archived)

Woooo!

Death and destruction war rabbit mayhem

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crab_bloke), Tue 23 Oct 2001, 6:56, archived)

Strange dreams

Great job with the Echidna photo. Very creative and random.

(Maddy, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 23:51, archived)

King Oolong

(Zannusi Beatz, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 17:52, archived)

did you make him

he's fearsome.

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rob, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 7:10, archived)

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