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# AWARD! animated gif of the day ... or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:36, archived)
# he's watching while he chews his nuts
This used to be part of my email sig until my company got a bit arsy about these things

(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 8:01, archived)
# falling
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 8:18, archived)
# that has got to be
one of the most disgusting things i have ever seen.

Have you got her number?
(bastardizor, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 8:14, archived)
# say hello at
www.wishgirl.com

someone linked to an animation she made further down this page.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 8:19, archived)
# Booty-licious
http://www.80snostalgia.com/computers/spectrum/booty.html
(Man In A Suitcase, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:19, archived)
# Mmmmmm....
Just as annoying as I remember it. Nice.
(Hairy_Chris, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:43, archived)
# photoshop
im a poor student type, can i get a free version of photoshop?
(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:59, archived)
# er... nick it off a mate?
or download paintshop pro which has a 30 day trial.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:03, archived)
# gimp
seriously, gimp has a lot of nice photoshoppy stuff. Other than that, you could try typing "photoshop warez" into google. But of course, I'd never condone that... (=
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:39, archived)
# PhotoShop elements
Is about 60 quid retail, its a cut down Photoshop aimed at the digital camera/scanner market. They have left out the stuff that matters to pre-press boys and girls. I use it a lot and it has everything a casual user would need, including great stuff like the magnetic lasso, history palettes.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 8:34, archived)
# doesnt do layers though does it...?
i downloaded that... i mean looked at the specs of the program - and that seemed to be the major thing that id miss. its good though i use PS6 and Painter6 and Aura2 occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 9:12, archived)
# Yeah it does
Very much so, it really would be a non-starter without that. Its really focused on RGB work, but will import CMYK.

I'm looking to go to Painter 7 so it will be friends with my Mac OS 10.1 machines. Got to upgrade my Wacom's to USB ones though.. bah
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 9:39, archived)
# oooo i see
didnt realise, probs didnt play with it enough but ive got PS6 so i dont really need it.. i used to use a wacom tablet for about a year and still have it but it hurt my hands (weird little fingers) so i use and optical mouse of 2 now
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 9:47, archived)
# The Boycot Cadburies Campaign starts here.
The TimeOut Chocolate website describes the b3ta bunnygame as "Irredeemably bad".

What say we set a bunny of doom on them?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:55, archived)
# They're probably no good at it
Sour grapes I reckon.

No more chocolate snacks for me then.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:02, archived)
# although they aren't all bad - they have this nice BikeCow on thier site


... maybe I should claim that this is "the best £649 that I have ever spent."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:40, archived)
# Look closely
Is that cow wearing trainers? Or is this where Bernie Clifton has ended up?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:46, archived)
# they're not entirely wrong.
It does make me want to kill.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:43, archived)
# Kill Cadbury's
Mmmmm... Dairy Milk, it taste so good.

How can I stay mad at you?
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 9:02, archived)
# The best $649 I ever spent


Really cool gas masks too:
www.anisafety.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:31, archived)
# the best $649 that I ever spent


While he does my work i can arse around here.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:48, archived)
# Damn
You got a much better deal.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:57, archived)
# Retro biscuit frenzy
I've got a big retro biscuit head on me today. I'm after Sport biscuits with the pictures of stick men playing tennis and swimming, and/or Lincoln biscuits. Anybody know where I can get some?
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:28, archived)
# Everyone Loves Horace Goes Skiing!
Yessss free with every 48k! I go weak at the knees jus tthinking about those squishy rubber keys



(Man In A Suitcase, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:27, archived)
# Notice
Horace just got killed at the top there hence the ambulance. I must practice more...
(Man In A Suitcase, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:28, archived)
# is this where I mention...
...that I'm wearing a "hungry horace" t-shirt today? :)
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:37, archived)
# Dont Forget
Horace and the spiders!
(Man In A Suitcase, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:38, archived)
# Bastards
Wont you look at that!
How anal is that, like they got permission from Sinclair I spose to run Horace from their servers.

(Man In A Suitcase, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:52, archived)
# the noble death of a roadwarrior (via Zannusi Beatz)


he says, "hmm, even hardened mad max types like Stuart Parkins are doomed when confronted by a war penguin.

"This is my first animation, do you think i could get a job at pixar?

"Anyway hope it rocks your world, it kept me awake all night."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 5:26, archived)
# WooHoo!
it looks even better than i imagined it would.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 5:42, archived)
# woo
that's great. does anyone want to register rathershite.com? we could go into partnership.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:05, archived)
# funnily enough ...
i own www.reallyshit.com :)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:31, archived)
# what a great domain
what are you going to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:35, archived)
# reallyshit should be a site selling laxatives
"Now I can reallyshit.com" as the tagline.

go on. go on. go on.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:06, archived)
# or manure
Manure: It's Really Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:14, archived)
# Fantastic.
do it. do it. do it. do it. do it. do it. do it. do it. do it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:54, archived)
# nice
would that be tablets in the supositary form ?
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 9:10, archived)
# slogan for Jewish Laxative
"let my people go!"

er.. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 9:50, archived)
# err...
i though it would be a funny email address thing...i havent actually used it for anything although i did think it would be funny to set up one of those web awards pages and dish out the 'ReallyShit Site' award..
just never got round to it.. if someone can find some really good images of manure ill set up a fake site (and maybe use it as a redirect to here :)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 9:08, archived)
# roadwarrior
woo!

cheers mate - that's a beauty

i'd get away quicker in my escort though - he'd never catch me with his death dealing laser beady eyes then!
(stuart, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:26, archived)
# err (via David "JaDa" Stevenson)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 5:15, archived)
# mental
rob is that real? if its not thats a bloody good bit-o-photoshoppin! :)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:33, archived)
# o sheet
stoopid me that the original poster... doh... nice one.. were the hell did you find that ?
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:34, archived)
# dave sent it me
the chap who made the Jada animation. I don't think he made it - he just found it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:04, archived)
# another wasted lunch time

For the full colour phat (as in big) picture click here
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:40, archived)
# hall9000. your lucnh time wasn't wasted.
You are a God.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:52, archived)
# no worries .. :)
its all in the name of fun...

im getting my shirt printed this saturday hopefully !
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:56, archived)
# oi, script
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 14:56, archived)
# nicky nacky noo

(Robocop, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 4:34, archived)
# have you got
Benny Hill's Madcap Chase - another classic tie in.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 4:53, archived)
# looking for that i founnd this, my first computer


God i loved it.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 5:02, archived)
# this was mine

ahhh - Chuckie Egg!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 5:08, archived)
# I had one of those.
... but that 3D Grand Prix game sucked.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 5:16, archived)
# I had that machine
but mine only had the green screen. It is an Amstrad CPC 464 - 64k memory and tape loader. Excellent.
(Esteban, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:26, archived)
# with
the added bonus you could copy mates games on a home stereo, and buy games for it for £1.99 from my local newsagents.

Shit what was the co. called that did those cheap games.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:37, archived)
# MASTERTRONIC
that was it, ahh, great days.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:39, archived)
# WELL
you had Those Darling Bros who were and still are CODEMASTERS who did Dizzy and stuff and they are one of the largest software houses in the UK. Daviud and Alistair Darling. The Hit Squad released Ocean games after they had reached the Best Before date, like a Epiphone instead of a Gibson I guess guitar buffs, then you had Sinclairs own great releases like SURVIVAL, MAKE-A-CHIP which was so crap it was unfathomable . ANyone have a light gun and Operatio Wolf?
(Man In A Suitcase, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:43, archived)
# geoffrey

(Robocop, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 5:26, archived)
# infantile really...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 6:36, archived)
# now - i'd pay £1.99 for that game
i would.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:07, archived)
# i don't think the spectrum...
...could do brown that well. I wouldn't like to see its rendering of it. Although the flushed red of Geoff's face might work quite well. Time to crack out the Sinclair Basic books.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:46, archived)
# the idea of squeezing my neck with an iron bar to get a log out
is very funny. Do you think that's what Geoff does?

BTW: a friend got an email from Geoff the other day. He asked him to mention his "save the take-away" campaign on his site.

Sadly - we suspected that the email was from some PR drone.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 8:10, archived)
# more Daley Bum-a-thons!


(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 5:49, archived)
# Yea, this is great
http://www.wishgirl.com/Stupid.swf

hashinaru washaaa hahahaha push
(kutjubef.com, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 4:33, archived)
# hehehe
wishunara kawamara hahahahaha
push
(dunk, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 4:35, archived)
# Photoshop this?
Gingerbread Man
(seanizer, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 4:16, archived)
# Halloween in Glasgow
http://www.flamjam.com/halloween/
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 3:46, archived)
# my broken link
soz about that, i don't have any webspace so i posted the pic to yahoogroups... i'll mail it to rob...though it it is retarded.

bye
(rick dangerous, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 3:40, archived)
# i just found a terriffic
site!



go to www.meddybemps.com

I think it's a bit like teaching children on LSD or something - fantastic!
There are all sorts of things to do as well - kept me amused for hours!
(bastardizor, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 2:32, archived)
# Superb
I got all the numbers right on Weebit Cukoos Automatic Fish Counter. What a way to start a Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 4:54, archived)
# best .swf file of the year 2001
This file is funny as hell, still laugh my arse off, even in the times of trouble:
www.madblast.com/oska/humor_bin.swf

Apologise if it has been repeated, don't apologise for being still a bit angry. /s/ OneBadRabbit
(One_Bad_Rabbit, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 23:27, archived)
# i hate this shite
it's stupid. so there
(seanizer, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 4:10, archived)
# Go easy on me...

I don't have a good source of images to work with, so I can't do much, but I do what I can. Note, if you're near blind and don't get this, look closely at the background image.
(Kid Vid2, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 18:05, archived)
# Blargh.
It didn't seem to take (perhaps it's just on my end), but try going straight to www.geocities.com/tokidvid2/imgs/evilliz.gif if it doesn't show.
(Kid Vid2, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 18:07, archived)
# grr! still can't see it -
if it's a competition lizard, d'you wanna mail it to b3ta and we'lll put it up for you?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 3:55, archived)
# it's geocities
they won't let you link to an image...
If you go to http://www.geocities.com/tokidvid2/imgs/ and then click on evilliz.gif it should work.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 4:22, archived)
# would you like some conditioner putting on?
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 16:07, archived)
# ... coming soon ...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 12:12, archived)
# maybe a OJ simpson version ?
dont you go making a game thats guna break my kempston joystick !
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 12:35, archived)
# I'm a Quickshot II man myself
or so the ladies tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 3:26, archived)
# but on the zx spectrum...
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 18:16, archived)
# Daley is a Lady?
that's genius - damnit. We want to see more 8bit games that were never made.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Oct 2001, 3:27, archived)

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