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# Rover, The Robot Space Dog


"Man's Best Friend takes on a new look. US $24.95
Wind-up "Rover" the Space Dog and watch him go as he flaps his ears, rolls his eyes, open and closes his mouth and makes sparks as he waddles along!
Numbered and Limited Edition by Schylling. Also available in a Chrome Version."


(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 16:05, archived)
# and
one of these too
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 16:09, archived)
# I want that.
can i have it? I want one for the office. That's so cool
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 3:48, archived)
# hasselhoff postcards
http://www.guweb.com/cgi-bin/postcard?id=axherkrath
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 14:40, archived)
# it's all good
http://www.david-hasselhoff.de/

especially
http://www.david-hasselhoff.de/David/body_david.html
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 14:43, archived)
# Prawnzilla again
Anyone who had problems before, it should all be fixed now.
Click on piccy
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 14:07, archived)
# Hoorah Hoorah Hoorah
It works on my PC now. A naughty Mac CyberStudio was mashing up the tag.

I have fixed the link above.

(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 5:19, archived)
# Marrow-tastic
I love it ... although I should point out that the marrow hasn't been used in combat since 1942, when it was decomissioned due to problems with the guidance system.
(Pieforce, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 5:35, archived)
# Good point
But those Marrows were grown using composted tea bags, and have special powers as a consequence, for instance that noise they make when they are fired.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 5:45, archived)
# Yeah for prawnzilla!
Prawnzilla for the blog, or I'll set teddy on you all...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 7:07, archived)
# woudl that be...
...war teddy?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 7:36, archived)
# awwww.
Found via FilePile. Cool cat. PC Whiskers
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 12:05, archived)
# anyone played this yet?
I am rubbish
here
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 11:32, archived)
# so am I
kinda fun though
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 11:38, archived)
# actually - I REALLy like it
go play it!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 11:39, archived)
# agh.
that's my evening wasted then. So addictive...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 11:40, archived)
# sketch pad is cool
wierd recordable etchasketch programme accessible via link under crap score once you've finished game. much more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 13:58, archived)
# this man
was crazy - he died recently.



www.johnclilly.com
(Esteban, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 11:26, archived)
# hmmm
i've made him spin
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 12:25, archived)
# that is exactly
how the dolphins saw him.
(Esteban, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 3:21, archived)
# He's not dead
That's Rob from the Stereo MCs, that is.
(Uncle Simon, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 6:19, archived)
# Coincidence
I once saw matey from the stereo MCs in a pub in Cambridge after I drank 7 pints of Stella. Mind you Merill Streep was serving behind the bar.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 7:15, archived)
# I think he
looks a little like worzel gummidge.
(Esteban, Tue 23 Oct 2001, 7:17, archived)
# "War is Stupid" - by me
http://www.b3ta.com/images/b3ta/warisstupid.swf - i reckon this will stop people fighting.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 10:21, archived)
# well
it's certainly stopped me invading poland this afternoon. well done Rob, senseless bloodshed averted by the power of flash.


(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 10:30, archived)
# yeh! another life saved
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 10:31, archived)
# That's cool
it's great to see them in action. however, it made me want to go and blow things up.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Oct 2001, 10:36, archived)
# calm down joel
you know what happened last time.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 10:38, archived)
# Oh yeah
That's put the whole thing in perspective. When will they ever learn etc etc

Cake Peace. Don't mind if I do we are almost out of biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 10:47, archived)
# I agree!
I made this in a similar mood a couple of weeks ago =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 10:56, archived)
# i like Cat Laden


"I thought I wanted a holy war but I just wanted a cuddly kitten."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 10:58, archived)
# that's fantastic
i want pink balloons full of peace. can i have some please? please? can I?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Oct 2001, 11:57, archived)
# but of course
they sell them in Bavaria. And in Smithfield Flowers (dot com). Here:



I'm going to start my own revolutionary party. We're going to attack evil corporations by sneaking into their head offices late at night and packing every floor with pink helium-filled balloons. Then the next morning everybody will come to work, only to find themselves unable to enter the building. They'll take a couple of balloons home for the kids, and have a nice day by the seaside. Any miserable killjoy who tries to burst all the balloons will be reduced to tears of laughter as their voice gets squeakier and squeakier before eventually giving up and going to the jolly nice little cafe round the corner for a cup of tea. Everybody will be happy and evil will be vanquished. That can't be all bad, can it?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 14:33, archived)
# what a fantastic idea
i love helium. however, it can be used for evil, as in the case of Helium Puffa Jacket Blue Paint Boy.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Oct 2001, 16:25, archived)
# Wise words
He is indeed a a bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 17:06, archived)
# i've got a radio controlled
helium ufo around here somewhere. it's deflated now though. it was the best toy i ever had. i always thought that a helium shop would be the ideal workplace for someone with an embarrassingly low voice, for obvious reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Oct 2001, 18:26, archived)
# Just got sent this postcard

"Resort Lovely, beach is a bit crowded though"
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 10:11, archived)
# yes,
i've been there, it's near the Lizard in cornwall.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 10:19, archived)
# I was very annoyed with the lack of lizards ...
... in Lizard. Not impressed at all.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 10:59, archived)
# i love this site...

http://www.wsu.edu/druniverse

check the questions, it ranges to kids asking why do frogs sleep, to 35 yr olds asking a fictional orange cat if they should quit their job and start again.

I might ask the cat for some advice myself.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:54, archived)
# there is some very interesting things there
http://druniverse.wsu.edu/QandA.asp?questionID=8173

druniverse.wsu.edu/QandA.asp?questionID=31067

druniverse.wsu.edu/QandA.asp?questionID=106

druniverse.wsu.edu/QandA.asp?questionID=170

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 10:19, archived)
# i like the bigger questions.
www.wsu.edu/DrUniverse/bears.html

-features what looks like an interspecies orgy.

www.wsu.edu/DrUniverse/black.html

-now that picture is asking to be photoshopped.

www.wsu.edu/DrUniverse/gross.html

-Kids?!?!?!

(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 10:39, archived)
# wow!
both a sarcastic and a fascinating question:

druniverse.wsu.edu/QandA.asp?questionID=17905
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 10:41, archived)
# what...
it doesnt say, is that the kid used that in his homework, and got suspended for a week.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 10:44, archived)
# no offence to the original model...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 10:53, archived)
# blimey - it's loren
that'll scare her - if she ever sees it. (old colleague)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 10:56, archived)
# Baffling...
(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:23, archived)
# well beardy looks baffled
he can't even focus on his own finger...
fool.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:26, archived)
# i think...
he trying to pretend the giant clothed ginger cat, isnt there, hoping it will go away if he does.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:41, archived)
# Dodgy bearded man
Where's his other hand?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:28, archived)
# Wicked T-Shirts...
im guna buy loads !!


visit www.tshirthell.com
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:55, archived)
# how good is THAT!
fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:23, archived)
# Gay?
No, I'm a Yag. Celebrate Yagness.
(Ernest Thesiger, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 20:48, archived)
# And they call this Filth religion...
(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:48, archived)
# How does a man...
Put a picture in his(or her) message.
(Olly Aphonix, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:39, archived)
# I posted a guide to this on Saturday
But it has scrolled of the board today, check the older posts.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:45, archived)
# War Rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:26, archived)
# im stunned into repeating myself.
my lord.
if we had more of them, the world would be a safer place.

but jesus, what if the Taleban got hold of one, our boys would be done for.

I can imagine Bin Laden making his escape in some kind of marmot tunnelling device, the terrifying face of modern warfare.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:30, archived)
# War Penguin
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:31, archived)
# wouldn't like to meet him
on a stroll across the Arctic.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:38, archived)
# well
it would certainly stop those low flying RAF pilots think twice about trying to make all the penguins fall over
(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:42, archived)
# I'd rather see...
...a peace penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:43, archived)
# That's lovely Andy
but it wouldn't have much chance against my War Penguin's Delco 120mm Armoured Mortar System
And don't think he'd hesitate to use it against peaceful protesters. Oh no. He's ruthless.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:51, archived)
# oh my god,
what a great website, there goes this months pay packet, my Micra would looking super fighting tuff, with some of themm bad boys roof mounted.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:56, archived)
# yup
i'm going to mount them on my cat. the other local cats would be fucked then.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:01, archived)
# peaceful protest is the only way forward
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:23, archived)
# heh
yup, the world would be a much nicer place if everyone just had a cup of tea instead of getting all upset. maybe you should contact the UN?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:28, archived)
# Woo
A good filling breakfast is also a good plan, a fry up with baked beans, followed by toast and stuff and a some cereal, a pot of tea of course. If everybody could have that then there wouldn't be any trouble, not until tea time at least, which is almost home time anyhow.

Fingers crossed
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:45, archived)
# This is truly headperformance of epic proportions....
I bet that Oolong couldn't manage that one....
(Oolong, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:16, archived)
# dead right
his fish-shaped pastry treats don't look so formidable now do they.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:27, archived)
# ummm
I kinds like a bit of this but then...
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:23, archived)
# B3ta HQ
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 7:03, archived)
# I just sent this to craig at flipflopflyin and he said
"did you download the blinkenpaint software?

"that building is quite close to my house and it's ace watching people play pong with their mobile phones on it."

ooh... didn't realise there was software... nice.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 7:36, archived)
# Now what is this all about , then...
(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 6:42, archived)
# Whatever it is, it's obviously meant for war
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 7:26, archived)
# scene 1 of b3ta the motion picture?
"When rabbits attack."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 7:28, archived)
# my lord.
if we had more of them, the world would be a safer place.

but jesus, what if the Taleban got hold of one, our boys would be done for.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:27, archived)

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