hewas the american evangelist, who said america deserved to have planes flown into its big buildings, because they had turned from god, and were all sodomisers, single parents, idolators, abortionists, covetors of neighbours oxen, and the like.
he was Bush's favourite preacher. nice. he's also a big fat tub of christian lard.
(,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:39,
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he was Bush's favourite preacher. nice. he's also a big fat tub of christian lard.
sounds like Bill Hicksbtw:I score 2 in that exciting list. Can anyone beat that?
(
rob,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:41,
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i believe he is also rather litigouswww.hfac.uh.edu/comm/media_libel/img.d/falwell.jpg
Im sure he sued the mfor this,though i cant remember if he won or not.
(,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:46,
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Im sure he sued the mfor this,though i cant remember if he won or not.
I couldn't claim the ox oneas far as I know my neighbour has cats - not oxen.
Her name is Themis - and she's slightly odd. She runs an organisation called S.N.I.P (the Society for Neutering Islingtons Pussys).
And phones the local paper everyday to say who hasn't paid their road tax.
I wouldn't covert her cats, as they smell and are called things like "Mr Fluffy."
(Her name is Themis - and she's slightly odd. She runs an organisation called S.N.I.P (the Society for Neutering Islingtons Pussys).
And phones the local paper everyday to say who hasn't paid their road tax.
I wouldn't covert her cats, as they smell and are called things like "Mr Fluffy."
rob,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:50,
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SNIPOoh, I've encountered them before as well when I used to live at the Angel.
Lots of mad people in Islington.
(Lots of mad people in Islington.
chthonic,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:54,
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Our nieghbours have 3 chickensCalled Philipena, Mattalena and Russalena, which we covert at the weekend mostly, for up to twenty minutes at a time. Does that make us bad?
( nicey,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:00,
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good names.are they pets or dinner? (rejected gameshow idea no 43)
( rob,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:03,
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I want to make them into dinneras they are very plump now. They do eat a lot of slugs and frogs though...
( Wifey,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:10,
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didn't know they ate preyI thought they ate corn. Woo. I'm learning new stuff. Knowlege is power.
( rob,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:12,
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They alsohold their heads at an angle - thus making them appear friendly to their prey before they attack. Sneaky buggers they are.
( Wifey,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:17,
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The 15 degree rule being used for EVIL?Wow. Wonder if I can go mugging tonight with this super knowledge.
( rob,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:20,
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Oh yes indeedMost images of osama show him at a slight angle. That's why we think he's really friendly.
( Wifey,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:38,
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Pet egg building chickensThey get in our garden and eat all invertabrate life they find showing no mercy, which is why I admire them. Mrs tea thinks they are pastural.
I think you should develop the game show concept it would be tasteless and shocking.
(I think you should develop the game show concept it would be tasteless and shocking.
nicey,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:10,
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tasteless and shocking - fine attributes for TVfor our jaded palates.
Although I want a show called "The Week in Animals" which features the best "and finally" items for the worlds news programs.
Oooh, and my friend at C4 tells me that they've recently commissioned a show called Gay Animals.
(Although I want a show called "The Week in Animals" which features the best "and finally" items for the worlds news programs.
Oooh, and my friend at C4 tells me that they've recently commissioned a show called Gay Animals.
rob,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:18,
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HahahaYou guys crack me up hahah you are geniuses! Keep em coming haha
(,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:23,
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Well......as much as I'd love to I cant upload. No ftp access I am afraid old boy.
(,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:29,
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what about your audiojustice site?can't you shove stuff there?
( rob,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:31,
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yep.just writing a FAQ saying you can email pics.
would like to put in some stuff to allow people to upload... but we need cal to sort out the code for that.
if i wrote it - it would probably bring the server down, by allowing people to upload 6gigs of mp3s.
(would like to put in some stuff to allow people to upload... but we need cal to sort out the code for that.
if i wrote it - it would probably bring the server down, by allowing people to upload 6gigs of mp3s.
rob,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:43,
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that'll do[email protected] goes to me.
could do with sorting out a few email accounts... lazy lazy.
(could do with sorting out a few email accounts... lazy lazy.
rob,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:57,
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BETA'S OBSESSION WITH GAY ANIMALS, SEX, PORN ETC ETC IS OFFENSIVELY HOMOPHOBIC, DISCUSSI'm sorry, but I'm so sick of it. Can't you pick on black people or the disabled now? How about funny quadroplegic humour? maybe you can find some disabled dogs? or maybe you can do nigger labradors or soemthing? Or amusing hebe jokes?
(,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 5:40,
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isn't......that just a picture of someone holding a shopping bag next to a dog?
(
AndyK,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 5:51,
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clearly,you can tell by the way he wears his hat,
he a bitch's dog, he'll chase your cat.
(,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:42,
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he a bitch's dog, he'll chase your cat.
despite his undeniable straightness - I find him alluringthere is a look in his eye that makes me feel dirty.
( rob,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:46,
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Here is a picof a giraffe kissing a smaller giraffe. I hope it does not offend.
(,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 5:59,
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but if you turned it upside downhe'd be eating it.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:03,
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I want to london zoo a yeat or so backThere was a teenage giraffe with only one ear. Apparently it became infected and his mother ate it.
The fuck you up, your mum & dad.
(The fuck you up, your mum & dad.
rob,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:08,
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and the worrying thing is......that while I was creating that, two other people posted about eating baby giraffes. Too many ****ed up people on here.
( AndyK,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:39,
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someoneplease animate the giraffe eating. PLEAASEEEEEE. I would do it but I am lazy.
(,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:19,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Sites that haven't been made but should be"){kind=small}
Inportant dog pooh facts...http://www.poobags.com/poofacts.htm
Approximately 12 tonnes of dog dirt, equivalent to 24,000 packets of 8 sausages !, is produced every day in Leeds alone.
(Approximately 12 tonnes of dog dirt, equivalent to 24,000 packets of 8 sausages !, is produced every day in Leeds alone.
Wifey,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 5:38,
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that's it. I'm not going to leeds.well - I once studied an English degree there - but they kicked me out.
I vowed never to return - unless on a flaming chariot.
(I vowed never to return - unless on a flaming chariot.
rob,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:24,
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Could someone please photoshop this guyI am bored and you can lighten my otherwise dismal day by making me smile on this one!
I wonder what hes tring to say
(,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 5:18,
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I wonder what hes tring to say
he's trying to say"Incline my head to 15 degrees for god's sake!"
( pep,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 5:20,
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or maybehe needs glasses, a false beard and a cheeky wink.
( PeterSeychelles,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 5:23,
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that's what he WANTS you to think
Icke presides over a his holy war gay dog minions while Jesus plays football. This could've been a lot better if i hadn't had to keep rushing upstairs with The Squits. mhm
goes to show...computer games were better "back in the day", so much more invention.
(,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 5:41,
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I am SO ahead of schedule... I like it when my computer notices.
pep,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 4:53,
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Horrah for Macs againMajor productivity gains! I gave both me and Mrs Tea's iBooks more RAM last night just for being lovely.
( nicey,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 5:49,
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That is very cleverCan it tell me saturdays lottery numbers?
( Wifey,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 5:50,
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the blue thing -what is it?
I love it. I want it as my evil pet
(I love it. I want it as my evil pet
pep,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 4:16,
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The blue thing...Is a cat (stolen from these forums) with a couple things changed on him...
Here he is, just for you.
(,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 15:14,
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Here he is, just for you.
The blue thing...Is a cat (stolen from these forums) with a couple things changed on him...
Here he is, just for you.
(,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 15:15,
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Here he is, just for you.
all of that stuff is so niceit made me want to give up.
But i didn't. I drew everyone the nice lizard instead.
:)
(But i didn't. I drew everyone the nice lizard instead.
:)
pep,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 4:17,
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this is what life is all abouthttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=35122
I want to do this every day!
(I want to do this every day!
spacefish bong!,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 14:34,
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that's crazily cuteI wasn't expecting that at all... hoorraah.
( pep,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 4:23,
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isn't that just a big machine for icing cake?all the icing shoots out the back?
( pep,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 11:05,
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Or if you were strong enoughyou could pick it up and use it as a fork
( mrbrong,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 11:39,
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gosh. does it look like this inside?
automatton52 Grumpy old goth,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 13:48,
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I think its an early Knightrider prototypebut the interior clashed with David Hasselhoff's perm
( automatton52 Grumpy old goth,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 2:29,
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dammitthey wont let me show this picture...
anyway look here... www.geocities.com/heidimerrill/DoggieBytes.html
Good gay pet story!
(,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 10:53,
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anyway look here... www.geocities.com/heidimerrill/DoggieBytes.html
Good gay pet story!
The worlds 2nd gayest dog?
(actually his eyes look quite tough.)
rob,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 9:47,
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nah man, thats a tuff doglooks like Phil Mitchell, in dog drag, (obviously).
(,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 9:52,
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what about this dog? is he gay?
WARNING - searching for gay dogs on google images finds some very nasty images.
rob,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 10:05,
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worse than typing in gay predators...i shudder to think...
anyway that looks like barbara windsor, if she had decided to go properly upwest one bank holiday, and disguise herself as a nubian queen for notting hill carniavl.
(,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 10:24,
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anyway that looks like barbara windsor, if she had decided to go properly upwest one bank holiday, and disguise herself as a nubian queen for notting hill carniavl.
nah - that just gets some website screen furnitureand a picture of man skiing.
( rob,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 10:32,
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Just camp and friendlyThe Wife rekons that inclining people/animals at about 15 degrees makes them friendly eg
( nicey,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 10:31,
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Isn't that Ron?This town ain't big enough for the both of us, deh deh da deh
( nicey,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 10:52,
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christ almighty!how do you sleep at night?
hold on, i think the cat answered that one didnt he
(,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 11:48,
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hold on, i think the cat answered that one didnt he
but I think all chickens should rightly worry.maybe they should anyway...
( AndyK,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 11:55,
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chicken carcass pornmaybe an avenue for Mr Oliver when he finally disappears from television - low budget food porn flicks.
( AndyK,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 12:18,
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is that actually where Budweiser comes from?Saints alive - you learn something new everyday.
( pep,
Thu 25 Oct 2001, 4:32,
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is that Peter Sellers?when he played the dectective in Lolita?
( rob,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 11:54,
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ah... i wasn't going madwe have a Winking KFC Hitler with comedy glasses & beard.
Phone the FT. We have saved the web.
(Phone the FT. We have saved the web.
rob,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 12:05,
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this is what I foundwhen searching for gay dogs in google image
(,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 10:44,
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i think thisdog is pretty blummen gay...
http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/4342/coolcz.jpg
(,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 10:44,
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http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/4342/coolcz.jpg
Hypnotic. And very pleasant.I've found a use for Active Desktop - Save her as a background image and tile her all over the screen. Very hypnotic.
( izb posting occasional messages since 2001,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 9:09,
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She used to kick my ass......in that stupid game. Unless I was the korean style guy who could just jump up and start trampling people from above. He ruled. Oh yeah, and the Leprechaun. And the huge Bully with his Ball&Chain. It all comes back to me now. "Fighter of the Year 1994", great shite.
(,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 10:02,
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i'm trying to make an animation
Pep has drawn me the characters... can anybody help me out and make their faces move a bit?
rob,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 8:18,
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they look like Air,id make em wink. and bop to Sexy Boy, but then we've all seen what my animations are like.
(,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 9:01,
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GIFim afraid the best gif of all time has to be hungry horace the frog here.
look!!! he eats the fly!!!!
but of wait...what if he gets hungry??? another fly!!!! genius i tell you.
(,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:49,
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look!!! he eats the fly!!!!
but of wait...what if he gets hungry??? another fly!!!! genius i tell you.
the circle of lifeDisney wasted millions making The Lion King. They should have simply shown that animated gif for 2hrs.
( rob,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 7:53,
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Didn't have time to look earlier when you emailed mebut it was certainly worth the wait. Insect taxi service. I like it.
(,
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 9:50,
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strangely enoughby a bizarre twist of fate myself and Mr Tea are very gradually collaborating on a giant bee song video which has a similar theme.
( crab_bloke),
Wed 24 Oct 2001, 10:23,
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